Let's Talk About Handheld Gaming.

My New Computer is here.

Now I need to find a way to pay the bill.

Bad Luck

The following happened to me in the last week and a half. Stomach flu. Fired from seasonal job. Complete lack of money.

Admittedly all those items are directly related. Stomach flu on first day of job lead to me getting let go. And being let go is the reason for the lack of money.

Sorry this is short, but as you can see I have problems.

Problems

I need a computer bad.

Let's Talk About The Holiday Season

Let's Talk About Counterfeit Money

Let's Talk About McDonald's

How To Win At MMOs

Let's Talk About Rick and Morty Part 1

Playstation 4 Unboxing

Let's Talk About Customer Service.

Let's Talk About Bullying

Disappointing Parts of Good Games

Improving World of Warcraft Part 2

5 Items that Carl's Jr shoud bring back

Different Gym.

I workout at 24 Hour Fitness six times a week. This week the one I go to is undergoing some kind of construction. So I have to go to another 24 Hour Fitness in the area. It is one that cost more to go to called a "24 Hour Fitness Sport", but I get to go there for no additional money during the construction. It is a... mixed experience.

On the good side it is slightly closer to my home. Having only recently opened, all the equipment is very new. Seems very clean inside, being new it doesn't have that "gym smell" yet. Most of the staff is new and young and look like high priced prostitutes.

Not all of it is good. While the equipment is new, most of it does not clearly mark the amount of weight you are using. Instead of being marked with either pounds or kilograms, the weights are completely unmarked. Most of the equipment is made by a company called "Hoist" it seems, guess they haven't figured out how incremental weights work. Also, it is too bright inside this location. The layout is also different, but that is minor, just takes some getting used to. Also, the staff is rather stuck up.

I really want to get back to my old gym.

Business Idea*

Alright, Amazon sells things really cheap. However, some people can't use it for one reason or another. So someone should help them out.

All someone would need is an Amazon Prime account, so shipping is free. Also, a fairly high limit on the old credit card would help. Now you can order whatever anyone wants. Now you just need to find someone that wants something, order it for them, and charge them the price of the item plus 5-7%. Now they are getting what they want, likely cheaper than could be had elsewhere, and you are making a small profit.

Now one or two transactions like that won't be much money. So you need to go somewhere with lots of people that can't use Amazon normally. Either a bad neighborhood, or a retirement community would be good. Both would have lots of people that ignorant of computers, or don't have the internet, maybe don't have credit cards, or whatever else that might prevent them from shopping online.

So find a place, start taking orders, and then come back the next week with the merchandise. If in a bad neighborhood, get the money upfront. 

*I have never used Amazon. All of this is based of what I have heard about Amazon.

Moving.

No not this blog, it is staying right here till they make me stop. I however am moving. Writing this in a moving truck. Really need to start writing bank blogs.

Bruce Jenner

Why does anyone give a damn about Bruce Jenner? If it was still the 70's it would make since. Now he is just a plastic looking freak, on a show about a whole family of plastic looking freaks.

Fake family drama is no reason to be famous. This applies to basically everyone that is associated with Bruce at this point. The only way anyone of them should be in the news is if they ALL took part in a mass-suicide. Even then, they are all so plastic they more than likely can no longer decade and rot. 

Caitlyn Jenner is what he calls himself now. Caitlyn might be the only person that is more fake than the Kardashians. He wants to become a woman? Seriously, good for him. Doesn't mean anyone else needs to know about or be involved in it (well... maybe a doctor or two).

The only time we need to ever hear about Bruce Jenner is on a documentary about gold medal winners.

Pulled Muscle

I have pulled a muscle in my left arm and chest. I can barely use my left arm. So nothing this week, as I can just barely type anything.

Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Help Save Some Giant Tits.

fhttp://www.gofundme.com/zk4za27f

Casey James the porn actress is apparently having some problems. Donate if you love big fake tits.

Been a fan of her for years, so I guess I thought I should try to help.

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show

"To the Moon", a review.

"To the Moon" is an independent video game develuped and published by Freebird Games. It is available for PC, Mac, and Linux systems. Easiest way to get it on Steam http://store.steampowered.com/app/206440/

The game is short, and easy to play. It is presented in a 16 bit style, and should be easy for anyone to pick up and play. It will only take about 4 hours to play-through completely.

Where the game shines is in its story telling. Telling a beautiful and profoundly sad story. No details or spoilers will be given here, as I don't want to rob anyone of the experience to be had in this game.

While not hard, and rather linear, it is however interesting and enjoyable. It also had me in tears by the end. No game has ever had that effect on me before.

Cleaning the House.

Cleaning is something that you need to do from time to time. It feels good when it is over, and hurts while you are doing it. I do a round of cleaning every 3 to 4 months, always having the same things happen.

Finding movies/game that you bought but never watched/played. It seems I own a copy of "Force Unleashed 2" for Wii, no memory of buying it. Assuming I got it the same time I bought "Paranorman", which I saw in theaters, it was good, not sure when or why I got the DVD. Ever time I clean I find something and go "When the hell did I buy this?".

Reorganizing shelves that I haven't touched since last time I cleaned. There is a thick layer of dust on everything on this shelf, clearly it has not been touched for months. but someone if I move things into just the right place it will prevent dust from accumulating in the next few months.

Find small sums of money. Change under things, a dollar here, a five there. Never very much, but usually enough to treat myself to a fast-food meal. Kind of a built in reward for cleaning I guess. Here again, I am not sure how this happens, I am a stickler about emptying my pockets in the same location when I get home, so where does this other money come from? I don't have many visitors, so this is a mystery.

See many items I have no practical use for, but won't throw away. I need the Beer-Buddha for some reason. And that those VHS tapes that I no longer have a way to play. YES I NEED THE ATARI 2600 CONTROLLERS, AND I DON'T OWN A 2600 OR ANY GAMES FOR ONE!

NO TIME!!!

JOB INTERVIEWS AND STEAM SUMMER SALE EATING ALL OF MY BLOGGING TIME!!!!

World of Warcraft bring flying back... I win.

Stay tuned!!!!

Improving World of Warcraft

New Videos coming soon.

They are coming... hard.

Happy Memorial Day

Salute to all the veterans.

TGI Fridays

I enjoy eating at TGI Fridays. Decent food, fair price, all that jazz. However, today was not a good time.

Monday through Saturday happy hour is between 3pm and 7pm. Many items are cheaper. The reason I go during this time is for the half priced appetizers. Did that very thing today with friends. Was a good time, at least for a while.

Then the bill came. The appetizers we had ordered were full price. We had said at the time of ordering we were doing the half priced appetizers, yet on the bill they were full priced. The waitress played innocent, "they are whatever the computer says they are". Looking at he bill, I see it was rung up at 2:59. This seems intentional on her part.

We ask to speak to the manager. After 20 minutes of bullshit, he gives us the price we should of had in the first damn place. I will still eat at Fridays, but not that location ever again. For people that care, it was the one in Savi Ranch.

A goal that took over 10 year.

Finally did it. Found a copy of Dragon Warrior 7 for PS1. Been so very long since I started this search.

Feels good to reach a goal. Now if only I could find a copy of "The Misadventures of Tron Bonne".

10,000 Views

10,000 people have seen this blog. Only took 4 years. That is kind of sad.

The News.. sort of...

Baltimore is on fire. But apparently Bruce Jenner's sex change is more important to report on. A long time ago on this blog I talked about how news doesn't report on anything important. Seems nothing has changed. I could say more about it that, but it would just repeating myself.

It is just a symptom if a greater problem. The problem is the people. People that don't care about world news, but can't get enough entertainment news. People that sit in a group, but never put down there cell phones. People for who the idea of self is the beginning and the end.

It seems the world has become a horrid place. A place that I have nothing but contempt for anymore. Some men want to watch the world burn, then more of them should put that into action.

Eating at Chili's.

 Chili's a place you go to get just passable ribs. It is never great, but it is inexpensive. However, I recently found out they consider it a burden to take payment in cash.

The other day I went to Chili's. Had a average meal. Then wanted to get the check. The waitress informed me that "you pay using the machine at the edge of the table". She walks away and I look at it.

After a minute or two it becomes clear this is a credit or debit only.

So I signal the waitress over, and explain that I intended to pay in cash. She was clearly pissed and said "Well, I guess we can take cash, if you can't like use a card for some reason". When did taking cash as payment become a burden?

It is likely that I will never return to Chili's. The food is just not worth the attitude.

Truims

The worst part of any franchise is the fan community.

Babies are all somewhat ugly, or at least unpleasant looking.

Most people shouldn't be breeding.

Nostalgia is bullshit.

Cyber-bullying is bullshit.

You are only with them because you can't do better. They are with you for the same reason.

DLC isn't going away.

No one is reading this blog.

Birth of the Buttery Jack

Donkey Show.

Donkey Shows are not real.

Everything Wrong with Modern Gamers.

Pretentiousness is the worst thing for anything.

People at the gym

I go to the gym 6 times a week. I go for an average of an hour and a half each time. In this time I have started noticing certain types of people. Most of them are awful.

First group is the "gym mutants". These are people that seemingly only work on one part of there body. A guy with no chest, back or legs, but huge biceps. Or a man with a massive chest and comically small legs.  They aren't really getting in shape, they are just becoming weird looking. They aren't evening gaining any real strength, as muscles work as a team for any practical application.

Then we have the groups. For some reason you will see one very large man with several smaller men, the smaller men don't seem to be working out, rather they are just "cheering" for the larger man. They seem to do nothing other than get in the way. Is it some kind of gay thing? Or is it a case of alphas and betas? When in come in groups too. They seems to just come to talk while sitting on equipment without actually using it. For them I assume it was either this or Starbucks.

The plastic women. These are women who come to the gym to be looked at. They have been surgically enhanced to look as good as they can. Nothing about them has anything to do with going to gym. They are there doing the lightest workouts possible hoping people (mostly younger men) will compliment them and ask them what their secret is. It doesn't matter how perky your fake tits are if they are covered with sun damaged skin.

Fitness grandpa. He is old, he is in shape. Often sporting braces on joints, usually with some scars form orthopedic surgery. No hate for these guys. Good for them. At least they are there to work out.

Suicide is Awesome (a song parody)

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Suicide is better when we do it together
Side by side, you and I gonna end it forever, let's end it forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working to harm on me

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Everything is awesome when we're ending the dream

(Booo)
3, 2, 1. Go

Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is done 'cause suicide's awesome
Lost my life, it's a mortal commodity
Less free time for my depressing community

I feel more suicidal than an suicidal idol
Dip my body in tasteless poison'
Three years later, find me decomposin'
Smellin' like a fossil, suicide is awesome
Stepped off the edge, guess I couldn't fly
It's suicide to live, and it's suicide to die (it's suicide to die)

Suicide is better when we do it together
Side by side, you and I gonna end it forever, let's end it forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working to harm on me

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Blue balls, cancer springs
We just named two reasonings
Lack of job, and the last string
You know fixes everything? SUICIDE!

Drug mixing, a loaded gun,
The mess it leave will not be fun
Jumping off, a knife in chest
The quick ways are the best

Money, bills, pills
They're reasons
Debts, bets, and meds
They're reasons
Depression, rejection, and perception
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is the reason

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Disappointing Sequels: Bioshock 2

Strange Thing Happened

I was at Target, doing my mother's shopping for her as she just had back surgery. As I go through the store, I notice a guy following me, and staring me down. The guy doing it is about my age, average build, nothing really distinctive about him. So after several he does this on several different aisle I ask him "You need something buddy?". He looks at me with obvious anger and says "You don't even remember me!". Look him over, "There a reason I should?". Now is when the story get a little strange as he claims that I "assaulted" him in "computer class". This is strange as last time I was in a "computer class" was close to three decades ago in high school. He goes on to say he had to transfer schools over what happened, and demands I apologize for ruining him life. Instead, I tell tell to "Grow up, fuck off, and don't bother me. Or just the last two".

That happened earlier this week. I don't think the guy was crazy. As I have thought about it, and I think I know the indecent he was referring too. It was during my freshman year, and yes was in a "computer class". It was early in the school year, either September of early October, and another student was making a great deal of noise. I asked him (nicely) to please quiet down. He got up, shoved me and said "make me". I didn't, I asked him agian to to lower his volume, so he pushed me again. At that point I hit him, and again, and then slammed him medium hard in to the ground. The teacher broke it up. He tried to get her to believe I was in the wrong, she pointed out that he had attacked first, and that I had only defended myself. He went back to his seat in tears. The teacher kept me with her, I assumed to yell at me, but was wrong. She told me he got what deserved, and said it was smart that I hadn't hit him in the face. This was a very minor event to me, and till this week hadn't thought about it at all. Should be noted, that she was the first teacher I ever had any respect for.

I am not sure why it stuck with this other guy so much. I think perhaps it was his first and maybe only experience with violence. I don't know if I should envy or pity that. Well sorry this isn't funny, but I felt the need to share it somewhere, and this is my outlet.

Valentines day

Don't read this, go get some sex. Seriously.

Top 5 Fictional Products That Should Exist.

These are products that exist only in fiction, but should really exist.

5. Bachelor Chow. A food that has everything your body needs on a daily basis. Just need to eat it three times. Seriously, why doesn't this exist?

4. Big Kahuna Burger. I have it on good authority that is a "tasty burger".

3. Soylent Green. Think different countries would taste different?

2. Nails Cigarettes.

1. Nuka Cola Quantum. If there can be a Darito flavored soda, why not this? 

Gaming Wishes

Top 5 Best Male Role Models on TV.

Manliest men on TV.

5. Carl Brutananadilewski

He works from home, and owns many rental properties.

4. Jeff Winger

Lied his way into being a lawyer.

3. Brock Samson

Does his duty.

2. Sterling Archer

He did write "How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written"

1. Ron Swanson

There is a pyramid of greatness that explains why.

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It is a year to the day since my father died. Sorry, I have nothing for you this week.

I just don't get it.

This is series of things that I just do not understand. Maybe you good readers out there can shed some light on some of these topics.

Foot fetish. Yeah, everyone is into something and that is fine. Why feet though? Were you always into them, or did it just come along at some point? What about the women that are give in to this, do you really get anything out it? There are certainly stranger things out there, but this one is kind of common, and has always baffled me.

Team sports. Bunch of dudes get together and play with their balls, and for some reason people want to watch it. In fact people seem to be very devoted to various sports teams. If you are gambling on every game, then I understand the interest. If you aren't betting, then why do you care?

The dudes that thing the stripper/hooker really likes him. It is possible, but highly unlikely. She is doing whatever she has to get money for her kid, or for her next fix, or whatever else. She saw you were weak, lonely, willing to believe the bullshit, so she lays it on thick. How does anyone really fall for this?

People that make of show of saying grace even at a fast food restaurant. Your ordering off the value menu, clearly god hasn't been on your side lately. There is a time and a place for this kind of thing, at home, with your family. Why do you need to do this in public? If you must do it in public, why do you need to make such a show out of it?

Bleach blondes. Blonde hair looks good a very small number of people. Yet a huge number of people bleach their hair. What is the rational for doing this? 

Top 5 Best Fast Food Items.

Well last week we did the worst, so now here is the best.

5. In-N-Out's Double Double. This would be higher, but it is regional, only on the west coast (and parts of Nevada and Arizona). Nothing fancy here, just your basic burger, but very well made. They claim it is all fresh, and it does taste as if that is true.

4. Del Taco's Macho Combo Burrito. This comes in several variations. They are all decent. This is mostly here because it is a good value.

3. Jack in the Box's Sourdough Jack. Tomatoes, bacon, and Swiss cheese on sourdough bread. Tasty, and a bit different from your average burger.

2. Popeye's Fried Chicken. Of the chain chicken you can get this is the best. The only thing better would be making it yourself.

1. Carl's Jr's Prime Rib burger. While I doubt it was really "prime rib" on it, it was tasty. With grilled onions, horseradish, Swiss cheese, on a Ciabatta roll. They last made it in 2008, and I honestly miss it.