1. Look at the clock.
2. Flip channels on the TV
3. Find out there is an infomercial called "What does your poop say about you?"
4. Try to write a blog.
6. Browse the internet.
7. Realize the only thing you go on it is pornography.
8. Play game on phone till wrists hurt.
9. Finally write a blog you hope is funny using stories from real life.