Sunday, July 26, 2015

Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Help Save Some Giant Tits.


Casey James the porn actress is apparently having some problems. Donate if you love big fake tits.

Been a fan of her for years, so I guess I thought I should try to help.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show