Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show

Suicide is Awesome (a song parody)

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Suicide is better when we do it together
Side by side, you and I gonna end it forever, let's end it forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working to harm on me

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Everything is awesome when we're ending the dream

(Booo)
3, 2, 1. Go

Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is done 'cause suicide's awesome
Lost my life, it's a mortal commodity
Less free time for my depressing community

I feel more suicidal than an suicidal idol
Dip my body in tasteless poison'
Three years later, find me decomposin'
Smellin' like a fossil, suicide is awesome
Stepped off the edge, guess I couldn't fly
It's suicide to live, and it's suicide to die (it's suicide to die)

Suicide is better when we do it together
Side by side, you and I gonna end it forever, let's end it forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working to harm on me

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Blue balls, cancer springs
We just named two reasonings
Lack of job, and the last string
You know fixes everything? SUICIDE!

Drug mixing, a loaded gun,
The mess it leave will not be fun
Jumping off, a knife in chest
The quick ways are the best

Money, bills, pills
They're reasons
Debts, bets, and meds
They're reasons
Depression, rejection, and perception
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is the reason

Suicide is awesome
Suicide is cool when you're ending your life
Suicide is awesome when we're ending the dream

Bukkake (a song parody)

This is set to the tune of "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk. I wish I had the ability to make this more than just lyrics.

It's kind of like a gang bang
Only without the fucking
What keeps the men all stroking (uh)
The face of her is covered

(Look)

We've cum in jars so give up who you are
So let's frost her bod and her hair with our seed

She's up all coated with cum
I'm up all night no lube
She's up with frosted buns
I'm up all night for bukkake

We're up all night 'til we spunk
We're up all night to shoot cum
We're up all night to play with our junk
We're up all night for bukkake

We're up all night for bukkake. (x4)

No condoms and  no ribbing
Our cum will be her frosting,
What is this woman thinking
I'm about to shoot; you ready? (ah)

We've come so much to give up on to her
So let's frost her face and her bod with our spunk

She's up all coated with cum
I'm up all night no lube
She's up with frosted buns
I'm up all night for bukkake

We're up all night 'til we spunk
We're up all night to shoot cum
We're up all night to play with our junk
We're up all night for bukkake

We're up all night for bukkake (x4)

(We're up all night to get) (x4)

(We're up all night to get (together)
We're up all night to get (let's get funked again)
We're up all night to get freaky
We're up all night for bukkake)

(We're up all night for bukkake) (x8)

We've (we're up all night for bukkake)
Come too far (we're up all night for bukkake)
To give up (we're up all night for bukkake)
Who we are (we're up all night for bukkake)
So let's (we're up all night for bukkake)
Raise the bar (we're up all night for bukkake)
And our cups (we're up all night for bukkake)
To the stars (we're up all night for bukkake)

She's up all coated with cum
I'm up all night no lube
She's up with frosted buns
I'm up all night for bukkake

We're up all night 'til we spunk
We're up all night to shoot cum
We're up all night to play with our junk
We're up all night for bukkake

We're up all night for bukkake (x8)