Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show

Song Parody.

Sometimes you hear a song and you hate it. In your hate you start making up other lyrics for the song. Sometimes these amuse only yourself, other times you can make others laugh with it.

The original is by a below average band called Linkin Park, and the song "One step closer". The lyrics originally were generic angst ridden bullshit, like the vast majority of their songs, and the songs of their contemporaries. So here is a nice lyrical parody.

I cannot hold it anymore 
I've been holding it since the day before
All this piss it  makes no sense 
I need a place to drain my piss
 
More I drink the more I spray
You'll clean it up anyway 

(Just like before)
 
Every time I take a leak
(Takes me one step closer to the edge) 
(And right up on he seat) 
I need little time to piss
('Cause it's one step closer to the edge)  
(Right up on the seat)
 
I hate when my urine is all clear 
Drank too much and now its here 
All this piss it makes no sense 
I finally found a place to piss
   
Nothing seems hit the bowl  

All over  the seat again 
(Just like before)

 Every time I take a leak

(Takes me one step closer to the edge) 
(And right up on he seat) 
I need little time to piss

('Cause it's one step closer to the edge)  
(Right up on the seat)


Every time I take a leak

(Takes me one step closer to the edge) 
(And right up on he seat) 
I need little time to piss

('Cause it's one step closer to the edge)  
(Right up on the seat)
 
Shut up when I'm in the bathroom
Shut up, shut up, shut up  
Shut up when I'm in the bathroom  

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up 
I'm about to... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Every time I take a leak

(Takes me one step closer to the edge) 
(And right up on he seat) 
I need little time to piss

('Cause it's one step closer to the edge)  
(Right up on the seat)

Every time I take a leak

(Takes me one step closer to the edge) 
(And right up on he seat) 
I need little time to piss

('Cause it's one step closer to the edge)  
(Right up on the seat)

It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.

It is time again for an honest holiday song. A song that is a little more honest about this time of year. This one is about Christmas, and all the yells it brings.


It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five year old screaming once again
With lists of demands and greed in eyes aglow.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Violence in every store
But the worst sound to hear is the hate that will be
Inside your own front door.

A pair of vodka tonics and a pistol that shoots
Will help Barney deal with Ben;
An abortion and fake tits,
Is the hope of boyfriend and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly stand and fill with hatred again.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
This time of year is hell, the mall Santa is drunk as well,
The hookers take the stress with a kindly blow.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas;
Soon the fighting starts,
And the thing that will make you run is the family that you hate
Deep within your being.

The most Dysfunctional Time of the Year.

With the holidays upon us, I thought it was time for an honest song about the holidays.  

It's the most dysfunctional time of the year
With the kids loudly yelling
And everyone telling you "Fuck this time of year"
It's the most dysfunctional time of the year
It's the crap-crappiest season of all
With the holiday drinking and mad family beatings
When friends come to call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

There'll be parties for roasting
Jack Daniels for toasting
And passing out in the snow
There'll be scary old people
And tales of the relations you
Don't really know,  you wish to go

It's the most dysfunctional time of the year
There'll be much family beating
And blood will be flowing
When "loved" ones are near
It's the most dysfunctional time of the year

There'll be parties for roasting
Jack Daniels for toasting
And passing out in the snow
There'll be scary old people
And tales of the relations you
Don't really know,  you wish to go

It's the most dysfunctional time of the year
There'll be much family beating
And blood will be flowing
When "loved" ones are near
It's the most dysfunctional time
It's the most dysfunctional time
It's the most dysfunctional time
It's the most dysfunctional time of the year