Saturday, December 27, 2014

Top 5 Worst Fast Food Items.

Fast food is almost never great. However some of it is far worse than others.

5. McDonald's Filet o Fish. Fish as fast food is not a great idea.
Grey fist and and tons of mayo.
4. Carl's Jr's Turkey Burgers. There are several version of this, all of them are dry, bland, and forgettable.
It like a real burger, without all the good parts.
3. Papa John's Frito Chili Pizza. Don't play games with pizza.
If you hate both yourself and pizza, order this.
2. Taco Bell's Beefy Crunch Burrito. Nasty fake cheese, overly salty chips. Taco Bell has a lot of gross items, but this is stands out even their.
It is like party in your mouth, if everyone had diarrhea.
1. McDonald's McRib. All the parts of the pig not good enough for bargain brand hotdogs.
I got nothing, just look at it.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all my readers, and merry Christmas to all my haters.

Merry Christmas to all claiming offense for attention. May you get the attention you want, and move on to your next fix.

Merry Christmas to every overworked retail employ. Sorry about the costumers that blame you for their problems. January will be slow, at least once the returns are done being made, and the gift cards are squandered.

Merry Christmas to the spoiled children that will bitch about whatever they get.

Merry Christmas to the bell ringer. I give you a donation if you would just stop with the noise.

Merry Christmas to the hookers, your doing god's work.

Merry Christmas to all holiday drunks, may the bottle actually help you for a change.

Merry Christmas to fan of things that can't be bothered to stay current.

Merry Christmas to the people that say "Happy Holidays"

Merry Christmas to you, good will and all that, now do us all a favor and pull your head out of your ass.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Things I miss.

Well I miss them, maybe you do too.

Arcades. Paying quarters to play some games.

When kids could get in fights at school. Now there is this "zero tolerance" bullshit. Sometime kids need to "work things out" between themselves.

Every woman I have ever shared an evening with.

The word "retard". For some reason this word is treated as offensive. Why? Its a medical term. Does "pregnant" need to go on the list too?

Square and Enix being two separate companies. Seems like the games were better back then. Well... the Enix franchises are about the same really (amazing). The Square side of things have been on a rather steady decline.

The Prime Rib burger. It was around in 2008, it was delicious. In the 6 years since it has never been heard from again. Carl's Jr, you are starting to piss me off.

I miss when Warcraft was a RTS (real time strategy) game. Have to go back to the first two games in the series. They were good game, but certainly show their age at this point. There was a third game, but it was more RPG(role play game)  than RTS. The third one had some very superficial RTS dressing on it, but that really wasn't enough. Then World of Warcraft came out, and it is a big massively multiplayer RPG mess. Been 10 years since a new game, seems like a good time for one.

Having new and original ideas for this blog. Really miss that.

Sunday, December 7, 2014