Saturday, March 29, 2014

Pet Peeves Vol 3

Well it seems like it is time for some more hatred directed to the trivial things in this world. Somethings are big, somethings are small, but you know I hate them all. Third time we have done this here, and there is always more to come.

People that drag the cart behind them at stores. People doing this should have their feet cut off. Then they could never do this ever again.

Stephen Colbert. He only has one joke, and it is long past old at this point.

This new breed of troll that pertend to not understand what you are saying.

Fast food fish. Every year for Lent all the fast food place have some kind of fish on the menu. Every year these dishes are just god awful. Fish is just not something fast food places should serve.

Rage quitting people on MMOs. Not everything is going to go your way. Sometimes your character will die. Sometimes internet lag will mess up what you are doing. Unexpected things happen from time to time. Quitting because of it just shows off your true douchebag self.

Ironic user names. If you can't follow simple logic, don't call yourself Sherlock Holmes.

Creationism in the science classroom. Just a problem of location. Creationism would be a fine subject in the philosophy classroom.

People that take their dog everywhere. I know you love your dog. You need to understand that not everyone loves your dog. In fact, some of us hate your dog. Some of us see your dog, and what to skin it alive in front of you.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Rare sights.

There are things in this world that are rarely seen. Blue diamonds. White Rhinos. Things most people don't see once in a lifetime. There are other rarities, lets name a few.

Female comedians that are both funny and attractive. Most of them are neither, this actually applies to all comedians not just the female ones. There are a few. Sarah Silverman is a good laugh, and easy on the eyes. Aisha Tyler comes to mind, and is a great voice actor too. Really would like to have a third example, but sadly can't think of a third that is both funny and attractive. This is very subjective, beauty and comedy are in the eye the beholder.

Anything that actually lives up to all the hype. Getting blown, that lives up to the hype... in fact that need more hype. "Goodfellas", great movie you should watch. Seeing "Penn and Teller" live. Finally reaching a long term goal. Most things just aren't worth all the hype, finding religion, giving a shit in general, being a productive member of society, and more, all way over hyped.

Blogs that are actually worth reading. Most of them are just some asshole rambling on about unimportant shit. Oh wait... well damn...

Sunday, March 16, 2014

More Celebrity Punching

Some people wanted to know if I dreamed of assaulting celebrities other than Will Ferrell. Will if you have been paying attention, you already know the answer is yes. So, lets name some names

Tom Cruise
He seems like nice guy. Might be a little nutty. Yet, there is something about him that is very punchable. Might be his track record of horrid movies, might be the "nice guy" act is wearing a bit thin. Regaurdless, he needs a little beating.

Jon Heder
Not sure if he is still a celebrity. Don't know a thing about the man either. All I know is he godawful in every movie I have seen him in.

Everyone that was a cast member of featured player on SNL from 1995 on. Many before that too.
Only the dudes. I don't get violent with women; it is however very tempting here.

This might seem lazy to you, but seriously every single rapper, country music start, and reality TV star. No picture for this one, I feel like looking for one would make me vomit. For the record, rap isn't music. Country takes no talent. Reality TV is a cancer on reality.

Monday, March 10, 2014

I want to punch Will Ferrell

No, not over anything recent. This is something I have wanted to do for a long time. This has been brewing for the better part of two decades.

Right in the face. Maybe dislocate his jaw or something.
While he has made many, MANY, bad movies, they are not the reason I want to punch this man. Nor is it his lack luster voice acting. No, it is something from earlier in his career.

The god awful "cheerleader sketch". This why he needs to some violence directed toward him. I would tell him why. If he responded with anything other than words to the effect of "I deserved that" I would have to keep hitting him.

Shame that a meeting between him and myself is so very unlikely.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Improving Kingdom Hearts.

Kingdom Hearts is a fun series of games. For anyone that doesn't know it is an RPG (role playing game) that uses characters from various franchises owned by Disney and Square Enix. It is a fun, and lighthearted game series. However it could be improved.

1. Firstly, it would be nice to see more franchises used. Square Enix has used a few Final Fantasy characters, but it would be nice more. The Dragon Quest series comes to mind. Disney own Marvel comics, and Star Wars, be nice to see either one of them in the mix. The Silver Surfer seems like a good fit.

2. Character from franchises having character arcs that aren't identical to the ones they have had in movies.

3. Maybe a little darker tone. Huey Dewey and Louie are usually running a shop of some kind. What if we found out it was just a front for a drug empire, or a prostitution ring. It would give you a little more to think about after playing the game.

4. The ability to allow worlds that annoy you to blink out into nothingness.

5. An admission that everything that is happening within the universe of the games are just a fantasy a child is escaping to while being abused/molested. Deep down, you know that is what is going on. Poor Sora... might be why his name is "Sore-a".

Sunday, March 2, 2014

I'm employed now.

I have a job, and I don't know for how long. I will still update at least once a week, and want to make that more than once. That's all for now.