Bad Luck

The following happened to me in the last week and a half. Stomach flu. Fired from seasonal job. Complete lack of money.

Admittedly all those items are directly related. Stomach flu on first day of job lead to me getting let go. And being let go is the reason for the lack of money.

Sorry this is short, but as you can see I have problems.

Answers for Problems

Here are just a few problems out in the worlds, and some solutions for them.

Unemployment. Take of a life of crime. Worst case you end up in prison, where you will have a roof over your head and three squares a day.

Teen pregnancy. Abortion is legal, right? Problem solved.

Ebola in the USA. We fence off Florida as a quarantine zone/Ebola colony. No one will miss Florida.

The war on drugs. Two options here. One, legalize them all and tax the hell out of them. Or start executing the people that launder the money. Either way.

Illegal immigration. We annex the countries these people come from, and then improve them to the point that there is no need to leave.

Now these are just a few. If you have any problems that need a solution, just leave them in the comments, and we will get to them later.