Serious Questions: Catholics

Does the pope get a paycheck? If so, how much? Also, what does he spend it on exactly,  seems like most of his needs would be taken care of by his minions. Assuming the pay is good, has anyone risen to the rank of pope just to pay off a bookie or something? Not saying something like that has happened every time, just asking if one or two pulled something like that.

How much actual freedom does he have to do as he would like? Betting getting some cocaine and hookers is out of the question. However, could he announce he is in the mood for some burgers and head down to get some? Or like he if he was a foodie, could he go down to the farmer's market to pick his own produce? I know he has minions for this kind of thing, but if he were inclined how much could he take care of himself?

How much corruption is the average pope involved in? It undoubtedly goes up and down as popes come and go. Is it more or less than the average cop? Is it any better than the average politician?

How much can a pope push his own agenda? How much of what he does is just toeing the company line? The current one has made a few comments, and "his people" then claim "he didn't mean that". Doesn't seem to happen as much now, maybe he got a stern talking too. Not sure from who, I thought he was at the top.

Insomnia to do list.

1. Look at the clock.

2. Flip channels on the TV

3. Find out there is an infomercial called "What does your poop say about you?"

4. Try to write a blog.

5. Fail.

6. Browse the internet.

7. Realize the only thing you go on it is pornography.

8. Play game on phone till wrists hurt.

9. Finally write a blog you hope is funny using stories from real life.

Movie Idea: The Bible the movie.

I have an idea for a movie. A movie about the bible. Unlike other bible movies, this isn't just about one section of the bible. Not just a creation story, or problems in Egypt, no... Instead it is about the whole bible.

The movie takes place in one room. It is God, and a collections of writters (possibly angles?) sitting and collectively writing the bible. You would see idea being pitched, impromptu details being added, whole sections written out but the struck down by comity. 

Head of the table would be God, don't need to show him directly. He could have his back to the other writers to show he is the boss. Or you could have occasional shots over his shoulder as he speaks at them.

You could end it with just the old testament, that way there is room for a sequel.

Abortion B-Bortion

It seems to me that antiabortion people shouldn't be trying to stop abortion. Rather these people should be trying to engineer and prefect "re-bortion" technology. This could solve the problem and make everyone happy.

What is "re-bortion"? It is the opposite of abortion. Once an abortion has been preformed, a second willing woman would then have the fetus "re-borted" into her, thus preventing any issue people might have with abortion.

Now of course the antiabortion people (or pro-life as the they like to be called), have not started work on this technology. This is because generally speaking antiabortion people don't have backgrounds in science or engineering fields. So leaders of the antiabortion movement will need to fund education for a few of their followers. Unfortunately education will undoubted make these antiabortion people into pro-abortion people... I think we have stumbled on to why this hasn't happened yet.

Got this in the mail.

So, why the hell are you sending me a nickel, rather than helping a child?

No just that, but this is more than a standard letter, the postage on this would have been expensive. Seems like the cost of this could have been broken down in to many 0.05$ sections to help many children.

Parody Ideas.

These are some titles for parodies. Mostly porno parodies, but at least nothing them start with "This ain't the...". I think these are all original, but I haven't bothered to check.
 
Sex men: The Cuming of Bukkak-alypse 

Lick-Ass

Watchmen: In the Bushes

Jur-ass-ic World

Headpool

Anal-vengers: Age of Consent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hookers

Pacific Rimjob

Children's Entertainment

Abortions

Ok, I got an idea to float here, might not be the most popular idea ever, but based on what I am hearing in this thread it might work out for all parties involved. So condoms make sex feel far less good, and the women here (and I assume else where) not loving the hormonal birth control.

So what I think we need is cheaper abortions. Stay with me on this for a second. Lets say for a moment you are in a long term relationship, so you aren't worried about STDs, but are worried about having children you don't want. Now abortions cost 500$ or so, what if we could get that price down? Get it to 20-40$ a pop, then you could have all the unprotected sex you want without having to deal with condoms or pills. As bonus, think of the shot in the arm it could be for stem-cell research.

Just an idea I wanted to float. Trying to think of a way to get both sides happy. Sex shouldn't be something to worry about, it should a regular and relaxing activity. 

*Posted this on a forum and was called a troll. I am no troll, but she was a bitch. 

Gym Donuts

Let's Talk About Counterfeit Money

How To Win At MMOs

Let's Talk About Customer Service.

Let's Talk About Bullying

Disappointing Parts of Good Games

Bruce Jenner

Why does anyone give a damn about Bruce Jenner? If it was still the 70's it would make since. Now he is just a plastic looking freak, on a show about a whole family of plastic looking freaks.

Fake family drama is no reason to be famous. This applies to basically everyone that is associated with Bruce at this point. The only way anyone of them should be in the news is if they ALL took part in a mass-suicide. Even then, they are all so plastic they more than likely can no longer decade and rot. 

Caitlyn Jenner is what he calls himself now. Caitlyn might be the only person that is more fake than the Kardashians. He wants to become a woman? Seriously, good for him. Doesn't mean anyone else needs to know about or be involved in it (well... maybe a doctor or two).

The only time we need to ever hear about Bruce Jenner is on a documentary about gold medal winners.

Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show

Cleaning the House.

Cleaning is something that you need to do from time to time. It feels good when it is over, and hurts while you are doing it. I do a round of cleaning every 3 to 4 months, always having the same things happen.

Finding movies/game that you bought but never watched/played. It seems I own a copy of "Force Unleashed 2" for Wii, no memory of buying it. Assuming I got it the same time I bought "Paranorman", which I saw in theaters, it was good, not sure when or why I got the DVD. Ever time I clean I find something and go "When the hell did I buy this?".

Reorganizing shelves that I haven't touched since last time I cleaned. There is a thick layer of dust on everything on this shelf, clearly it has not been touched for months. but someone if I move things into just the right place it will prevent dust from accumulating in the next few months.

Find small sums of money. Change under things, a dollar here, a five there. Never very much, but usually enough to treat myself to a fast-food meal. Kind of a built in reward for cleaning I guess. Here again, I am not sure how this happens, I am a stickler about emptying my pockets in the same location when I get home, so where does this other money come from? I don't have many visitors, so this is a mystery.

See many items I have no practical use for, but won't throw away. I need the Beer-Buddha for some reason. And that those VHS tapes that I no longer have a way to play. YES I NEED THE ATARI 2600 CONTROLLERS, AND I DON'T OWN A 2600 OR ANY GAMES FOR ONE!

Improving World of Warcraft

Truims

The worst part of any franchise is the fan community.

Babies are all somewhat ugly, or at least unpleasant looking.

Most people shouldn't be breeding.

Nostalgia is bullshit.

Cyber-bullying is bullshit.

You are only with them because you can't do better. They are with you for the same reason.

DLC isn't going away.

No one is reading this blog.