I just don't get it.

This is series of things that I just do not understand. Maybe you good readers out there can shed some light on some of these topics.

Foot fetish. Yeah, everyone is into something and that is fine. Why feet though? Were you always into them, or did it just come along at some point? What about the women that are give in to this, do you really get anything out it? There are certainly stranger things out there, but this one is kind of common, and has always baffled me.

Team sports. Bunch of dudes get together and play with their balls, and for some reason people want to watch it. In fact people seem to be very devoted to various sports teams. If you are gambling on every game, then I understand the interest. If you aren't betting, then why do you care?

The dudes that thing the stripper/hooker really likes him. It is possible, but highly unlikely. She is doing whatever she has to get money for her kid, or for her next fix, or whatever else. She saw you were weak, lonely, willing to believe the bullshit, so she lays it on thick. How does anyone really fall for this?

People that make of show of saying grace even at a fast food restaurant. Your ordering off the value menu, clearly god hasn't been on your side lately. There is a time and a place for this kind of thing, at home, with your family. Why do you need to do this in public? If you must do it in public, why do you need to make such a show out of it?

Bleach blondes. Blonde hair looks good a very small number of people. Yet a huge number of people bleach their hair. What is the rational for doing this? 

Pretentious Douchedags

There seems to be an epidemic of pretentious douchebaggery in the world today. It takes many forms. Doesn't matter the area of interest, the level of society, or part of the world you are in, you will find a pretentious douchebag to ruin your day.

The "independent" douche.They think that something is better because fewer people have been exposed to it. This is simply not true. An independent movie/band/game is just like a mainstream release. Meaning 10% of them are great, 10% of them are shit, and 80% are somewhere in the middle. This rule holds true for everything in the field of entertainment.

People reading the bible in public, or saying grace in restuarants. You are in a Burger King, this is not an appropriate setting for anything like what you are doing here. What you are doing here is the sin of pride, and I thought you people were against that kind of thing. How does hypocrisy feel? Keep it in your home and in your church.

Gamers that make a huge deal out of using roman numerals when referring to sequels. It doesn't matter if that is how it looked on the packaging. 8 vs VIII is just about saving time when typing it out. If you want to make a big deal out of a problem in gaming culture; how about making hygiene a bigger priority when in public?

"I don't own a TV". So you spend all your time alone masturbating? Does this cause a lot of chafing and soreness? What is your lube budget? Has not having a TV ever got you laid or made you money? No? Didn't think so.

Anyone on an extreme politically. Right wing, left wing, it doesn't matter one damn bit. Either way they need to calm down, learn a little more history, and realize the world is too complicated simple extremes. Somewhere out there exist the cures for all the worlds ills. None of these cures will be found anywhere near an extremist stance. Likely that such cures won't be found anywhere in politics at all.

So yeah, douches are everywhere. Perhaps we could have an open season on them. Or we could start shaming the pretentious. Perhaps, and this is a radical idea, we could all collectively pull our heads out of our asses.