Porno Parodies.

This is just a list of some hilarious porno parodies. These may or may not really exist.

10. Dark Soles. A foot fetish movie with black chicks.

9. World War Bukkake.

8. Big Wang Theory. Somehow the science is actually more actuate than on the show.

7. Gang-bang-ster Squad. These men are on a mission.

6. Bioshock Indecent. A porno that people will act like makes deep philosophical points.

5. Dildos. A computer animated film about the secret lives of sex toys. Featuring the voice work of John Ratzenberger.

4. Movie 69. Has a lot of stars in it doing things completely unrelated to one another.

3. Rear-Ender's game. All anal, all sci-fi. And he thinks it is a simulation.

2.  The Hung Games: Crotch on Fire. If only we could get the real actress from that.

1. Pacific Rim-Job.  Giant monster that like to have there asses eaten out.

Making a frozen pizza better.

Good pizza is hard to find. Good pizza is also expensive. You can buy frozen pizza, but it is usually pretty bad. The good news is, you can make some frozen pizza fairly good, with a just a little effort.

First you need the right frozen pizza to act as a base. Thick crust varieties will never turn out very good. So you need a thin crust. Don't bother getting anything with toppings, you can add your own and they will taste far better than what generally comes on a frozen pizza.

Here is a great place to start.

Now you have the base, it is time to build upon it. First we need more cheese. Mozzarella is nice. A little jack cheese is good too. A good way to save money is to use "string cheese". Take 2-4 string cheeses, slice/grate/pull them apart, put on the frozen pizza. Just having a bit more cheese will greatly improve your pizza.

Now is where you can add some toppings. You can get good meat balls fairly cheap. Or you could use some ham. Really this is all a matter of what you like. Virtually any meat is good. Mushrooms are nice. Just keep in mind that you want to cut whatever you are going to use to be fairly thin.

The last thing to keep in mind is that adding things to the pizza will increase the baking time. If it says 18 minutes, it will be more like 20. However many factors effect cooking time, and your mileage will vary. This will also be quite a bit cheaper than ordering a high end pizza, and be better than any cheap pizza you can order.

An item from the news.

There was a man that ended up divorced from his wife. The man lost the house to her. She now lives there with her new man. The newly divorced man bought the house right next to his former home. In the back yard he placed a statue. Here is a picture of that statue.

It is a solid bronze middle finger. It is only visible from the master bedroom of his old house. At night there is a spot light pointed at the statue.

This man in an inspiration to us all.

Well it really did happen...

I warned this would happen last year. People thought I was joking, but no it really happened. There is a "Black Friday" sale that is starting on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Christmas has now officially taken over Thanksgiving.

The horde is coming early this year, and every year from now on.

Now the day before Thanksgiving people will be trampled to death. This will give some families so much to be thankful for. Is half off a TV worth a human life? The average "Black Friday" shopper thinks so.

This will get worse next year. 2014 will have a "Black Friday" sale on Tuesday. The next year Monday. In only a few short years "Black Friday" will be the day after Halloween. How long will Halloween hold the line against the horrors of the Christmas shoppers? How much of the year will be enough to appease Christmas? The truth is that unless something is done the whole year will be given over to the Christmas season. .

We must do something to stop the spread of Christmas. We need to say "no" to Christmas. We need to fight Christmas. We need to find Santa, we need to hang him for his crimes. The elves too must be punished, perhaps through a series of elf on elf death fights. The reindeer can be made into tasty sausage. We must stop Chirstmas, it may already be too late. Still we must give it a fight.

Odd facts.

Just some odd things that happen to be true. Welcoming any thoughts on these subjects.

Men with some form of dwarfism are good people, but men that are just short are always douche bags. Seriously, any dude under about 5'7" (170 cm) is nearly always a douche bag, unless they are suffering from some kind of dwarfism.

The more a man is into a woman, the bigger pain in the ass her friends are going to be. Why do the best women always have such cunt friends? Is this just the universe having fun?

The more attractive a person is (physically speaking) the less they try in every other area. Every bang a "10" that just laid there?

The Vatican is full of men in dresses that also hate gays. Seems like a mixed message to say the least.

Children are god awful. Yes, especially yours.

No one cares about any of your shit.

Ideas Vol. 8

Another collections of ideas that just aren't ready for their own post yet.

1. People bitching about abortion

Unless you have had an abortion, or been part of the decision to have an abortion, you have no right to speak on this issue.

2. Addictions is not a disease.

People that say it is are just looking to remove personal responsibility from their self inflicted problem. There is a clinical definition for disease, and a definition for addictions. The two don't sync up.

3. Denny's

It is not really food. If it is not 3am, there is no reason anyone should ever eat their.

4. Dogs.

These animals should be placed into wood-chippers.

Pokemon X and Y.

These are the newest in the games in the Pokemon franchise. They are fun little games. However, there is one thing that just doesn't add up.

Rather than talk about the problem, we will let two screen shots do the talking.

Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker from 2006 on DS

and

Pokemon X/Y from 2013 on 3DS

After 7 years and new hardware, shouldn't these games look a little further apart? What Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker that far ahead of it's time? Or is Pokemon X/Y just that far behind the times? It could be a bit of both, but that is doubtful.