Denny's isn't really food.

Why does anyone eat at Denny's. Sure it might be the only option at 3am; but short of that why would anyone ever choose to eat their? It might just be the worst food money can buy, if it can actually be called food.

If you go in a Denny's you will find three kinds of people.

 The first group are people that are high or were high recently. They had the munchies, and quality was not a concern. They just need to feed. It would seem that drugs make even the worst food palatable. This might be the worst thing addiction makes people do.

The next group are old people. At one time Denny's was cheap, and at the time I assumed that was why the old people came. Now Denny's is as expensive as a Chili's or an Olive Garden, so price is not the reason. Perhaps it is nostalgia, hard as it is to believe Denny's might of been good at one time decades ago. It is the only theory I have for this group.

The last group are seemingly sober people not of extreme age. These people are at Denny's for one of two reasons. One is a self-hatred that forces them to eat at Denny's as a kind of punishment, masochism in food form. The other reason could be that they sadly don't know any better, ignorance. Or they could genuinely enjoy eating shit (coprophilia), people must like shit, hell "King of the Hill" was on for 12 years.

Denny's has no real redeeming qualities. The service is poor. The food is seemingly made as a parody of actual food, like what someone would create if they were only aware of what food in theory as from reading a text book. The prices are FAR to high given the quality of the food.

Food for the high and stupid.

Ideas Vol. 8

Another collections of ideas that just aren't ready for their own post yet.

1. People bitching about abortion

Unless you have had an abortion, or been part of the decision to have an abortion, you have no right to speak on this issue.

2. Addictions is not a disease.

People that say it is are just looking to remove personal responsibility from their self inflicted problem. There is a clinical definition for disease, and a definition for addictions. The two don't sync up.

3. Denny's

It is not really food. If it is not 3am, there is no reason anyone should ever eat their.

4. Dogs.

These animals should be placed into wood-chippers.

Questions.

These are just a few question that don't seem to have answers. Maybe you have some answers. These will be numbered for that purpose.

1. Is it wrong to use "Blow the rape whistle" as a double entendre?

2. What is it the Kardashians are famous for exactly?

3. "Fuck, Marry, Kill", why can't it be all three?

4. So what is the proof that Jesus actually existed?

5. Ayn Rand was really a dude right?

6. Why do we need to save the whales?

7. When will people finally turn on Blizzard?

8. How does Denny's stay in business?

9. Is it just me or does the current pope seem a little atheistic?

10. Is it the tuna or the dolphin that makes "tuna" so tasty?

11. Why it is called a "Denver boot"?

12. How the hell is Adam Sandler keep making money?

13. Will there ever be a good Lovecraft based movie?

14. If the early bird gets the worm, then shouldn't the worm sleep in?

15. Warm beer.... WHY?????