All the internet has ever done is piss me off.
Forums filled with douchebags. Mostly the whiny kind. People that claim things are offensive, when very few things actually are. People that want spoiler tags on things that are years old, or really spoiler tags on anything ever. Moderators and admins that are powerless in the real world and need live out power fantasies online. This isn't just one forum, or even some forums, this is every god damn forum in existence.
"News" that is laden with misinformation. Doesn't matter what site. Yahoo, Google, and all others share the guilt on this. Some news stories have half truths, but far more of them are completely fictitious. Some of the names might be right, but the events are so distorted as to be the ramblings of a madman.
Women with fake pictures. I am happy to bang you if you are a 5. I just don't like being lied to about what to expect when we meet. Could you at least lie a little less? If you are a 5 and want to give the impression of a 6 or 7, that is fine. Don't go trying to sell yourself as 10. Keep it in at least somewhat based in fact.
Internet "humor". No meme has ever been funny. Not a single one. Repetition does not make it any better.
Blogs that are just a bunch of bitching... oh, wait... shit.
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Showing posts with label blogs. Show all posts
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Rare sights.
There are things in this world that are rarely seen. Blue diamonds. White Rhinos. Things most people don't see once in a lifetime. There are other rarities, lets name a few.
Female comedians that are both funny and attractive. Most of them are neither, this actually applies to all comedians not just the female ones. There are a few. Sarah Silverman is a good laugh, and easy on the eyes. Aisha Tyler comes to mind, and is a great voice actor too. Really would like to have a third example, but sadly can't think of a third that is both funny and attractive. This is very subjective, beauty and comedy are in the eye the beholder.
Anything that actually lives up to all the hype. Getting blown, that lives up to the hype... in fact that need more hype. "Goodfellas", great movie you should watch. Seeing "Penn and Teller" live. Finally reaching a long term goal. Most things just aren't worth all the hype, finding religion, giving a shit in general, being a productive member of society, and more, all way over hyped.
Blogs that are actually worth reading. Most of them are just some asshole rambling on about unimportant shit. Oh wait... well damn...
Female comedians that are both funny and attractive. Most of them are neither, this actually applies to all comedians not just the female ones. There are a few. Sarah Silverman is a good laugh, and easy on the eyes. Aisha Tyler comes to mind, and is a great voice actor too. Really would like to have a third example, but sadly can't think of a third that is both funny and attractive. This is very subjective, beauty and comedy are in the eye the beholder.
Anything that actually lives up to all the hype. Getting blown, that lives up to the hype... in fact that need more hype. "Goodfellas", great movie you should watch. Seeing "Penn and Teller" live. Finally reaching a long term goal. Most things just aren't worth all the hype, finding religion, giving a shit in general, being a productive member of society, and more, all way over hyped.
Blogs that are actually worth reading. Most of them are just some asshole rambling on about unimportant shit. Oh wait... well damn...
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Signs you might be loser.
There are certain things a person might do, or think, or take part in, that more than likely means they are a loser. This is just a small list of such.
1. Going to a strip club on a weekday morning.
2. Is an adult without children that know a lot about children's television shows.
3. Anyone that has an opinion about day time television.
4. Has bought alcohol at 6am.
5. Has ever gotten drunk immediately after waking up.
6. Adult braces.
7. Gave a shit about the James Franco Roast. Or about anyone involved with that.
8. Is a regular player of the lottery.
9. Has a digital pornography collection larger than 100 gigs.
10. Keeps a weekly blog. Oh...
1. Going to a strip club on a weekday morning.
2. Is an adult without children that know a lot about children's television shows.
3. Anyone that has an opinion about day time television.
4. Has bought alcohol at 6am.
5. Has ever gotten drunk immediately after waking up.
6. Adult braces.
7. Gave a shit about the James Franco Roast. Or about anyone involved with that.
8. Is a regular player of the lottery.
9. Has a digital pornography collection larger than 100 gigs.
10. Keeps a weekly blog. Oh...
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Losers.
Some people just aren't going to reach sweet success. It could be a lack of drive, or a lack of intelligence, an unfortunate genetic combination, or maybe just bad luck along the way, whatever the case may be some people are just losers. Its alright, there is no shame in it, not everyone can get the best out of life. Of course there are levels of loser. So if you are a loser make the best of it.
Are you an attractive woman with no real skills? Don't have the patience or grace to be a waitress? Why not take up stripping? All you have to do is shake your ass and let strange, lonely, men touch you. You might say it is degrading, but I say it is better than living on the street. You get tips, and with a little luck you can marry an old man and take him for everything he is worth. Keep in mind there is a time limit on how long you can do this ladies.
Now maybe you are a woman not quite attractive enough to take your cloths off for money. That is still no problem. Start a youtube channel where you talk about video games. As long as you are a woman, you will get tons of fanboys watching your videos and clicking your adds. It is a great place for an average looking woman to be treated as queen, despite not having an original thought in her head. You might not be the best looking woman in the world, but you are likely the best looking one that gives a damn about video games.
That is enough about women, lets talk about males losers. Bartender is basically the male version of stripper, as you need not have any real skills to do it, but can make decent cash anyway. You will never need to be awake before 10 am, and you have your choice of women drinking after a breakup to enjoy. Best part is unlike stripping there is no time limit.
Of course all of these still require a minimal level of motivation. If you really have no drive, you can take up blogging. All you need is an internet connection. Just start one and watch the cash trickle in. You can make up to 20$ a year doing it.
So remember, just because you are a loser doesn't mean there aren't options.
Are you an attractive woman with no real skills? Don't have the patience or grace to be a waitress? Why not take up stripping? All you have to do is shake your ass and let strange, lonely, men touch you. You might say it is degrading, but I say it is better than living on the street. You get tips, and with a little luck you can marry an old man and take him for everything he is worth. Keep in mind there is a time limit on how long you can do this ladies.
Now maybe you are a woman not quite attractive enough to take your cloths off for money. That is still no problem. Start a youtube channel where you talk about video games. As long as you are a woman, you will get tons of fanboys watching your videos and clicking your adds. It is a great place for an average looking woman to be treated as queen, despite not having an original thought in her head. You might not be the best looking woman in the world, but you are likely the best looking one that gives a damn about video games.
That is enough about women, lets talk about males losers. Bartender is basically the male version of stripper, as you need not have any real skills to do it, but can make decent cash anyway. You will never need to be awake before 10 am, and you have your choice of women drinking after a breakup to enjoy. Best part is unlike stripping there is no time limit.
Of course all of these still require a minimal level of motivation. If you really have no drive, you can take up blogging. All you need is an internet connection. Just start one and watch the cash trickle in. You can make up to 20$ a year doing it.
So remember, just because you are a loser doesn't mean there aren't options.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Internet Reviewers.
The internet allows anyone to find a place to express their opinions on any topic. Some people use this as a tool to become reviewers and critics of different forms of media. These can come in many forms, a blog (not unlike this one), a talking head video, or something far more complex. However, there is a subset of reviewers and critics that tend to half-ass it a bit.
The subset I refer to are the ones that only talk about things which they know are bad going in. They do he worst movies, the worst games, books, television, and so forth. This is lazy, it is easy to take something that is known to be horrid, and say why. It is much harder on the other hand to take an unknown item and then give us a review. If you always review the bottom 10%, half your work is already done for you.
I know many of these kind of reviewers can be successful in what they do. I bare no ill will toward them. It would just be nice if they would try a little harder, and throw a curve once in a while.
The subset I refer to are the ones that only talk about things which they know are bad going in. They do he worst movies, the worst games, books, television, and so forth. This is lazy, it is easy to take something that is known to be horrid, and say why. It is much harder on the other hand to take an unknown item and then give us a review. If you always review the bottom 10%, half your work is already done for you.
I know many of these kind of reviewers can be successful in what they do. I bare no ill will toward them. It would just be nice if they would try a little harder, and throw a curve once in a while.
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