These are just a few suggestions for the world. Some of them are small, others not so much. They just might make the world a better place.
1. We ask all the people that are frequently "offended" to grow up. You might not like something, this is no reason to throw a tantrum about it. Your personal values are not universal, and you should not be trying to force them on anyone else. Nothing is "offensive", not objectively.
2. Real sex education. We need to teach people how to fuck. In "sex ed", all you get is some technical shit, and some propaganda about STDs. We should be teaching people how to fuck, make it so they are less uptight. People would be much happier if there was more high quality sex happening.
3. Three free murders for everyone. Only three. Use them as you see fit. Might make people a bit more polite.
4. If you successfully fight a ticket, you get the cash value of that ticket. Cops would be much more careful about who they gave tickets to.
5. All countries should have a portion of the government that only works toward eliminating laws. There are a lot of laws, seems like we could stream line the process a bit. This would be the ONLY thing they would do.
6. We treat censorship like what it is... The symbolic equivalent of rape.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Suggestions.
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Saturday, May 24, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Quit my job.
I was working there for a few months. Not anymore. I was hired for one position, and never actually worked in that position. Worked in virtually every other position that existed there. After 4 months, I could no longer take it.
To be clear, it wasn't just being lied to about the job that made me leave. The hours were extremely light. The management was incompetent. The job also required a me to be clean shaven, something I detest. Several weeks also happened with me having no hours what so ever. All of these factors lead to me calling in to say "I quit. You have a great day now". Gave me now former boss a beat to respond, they said nothing, I then hung up.
Hours were very limited. I was told it would be 3 or 4 days a week, in 8 hour shifts. It was in fact 1 or 2 days a week with shifts being 5 hours or less. Wasn't just my schedule either, this seemed to be for everyone there. On top of the limited hours, most of the staff would be sent home early on a daily basis. Some days I got less than a hour on the clock. Wasn't even worth the gas it took to get to the job.
Why were hours to so limited? I have to assume it was obscene incompetence on the part of management. The boss seems constantly overwhelmed, and confused. It was clear that too many people had been hired, and that some needed to be cut. However, the boss was unwilling to do so. Well they have one less to employ to worry about, and I truly hope that it helps some of others still there get a few more hours.
The most annoying part of all was having to be clean shaven. I know most places don't want "Grizzly Adams" working there, but most places will let you keep a Van Dyke or something similar. It was a pain, as the amount of time between days working was just enough to make shaving before going in uncomfortable.
So that is pretty much why I quit. I know it wasn't funny, but I wanted to get it off my chest.
To be clear, it wasn't just being lied to about the job that made me leave. The hours were extremely light. The management was incompetent. The job also required a me to be clean shaven, something I detest. Several weeks also happened with me having no hours what so ever. All of these factors lead to me calling in to say "I quit. You have a great day now". Gave me now former boss a beat to respond, they said nothing, I then hung up.
Hours were very limited. I was told it would be 3 or 4 days a week, in 8 hour shifts. It was in fact 1 or 2 days a week with shifts being 5 hours or less. Wasn't just my schedule either, this seemed to be for everyone there. On top of the limited hours, most of the staff would be sent home early on a daily basis. Some days I got less than a hour on the clock. Wasn't even worth the gas it took to get to the job.
Why were hours to so limited? I have to assume it was obscene incompetence on the part of management. The boss seems constantly overwhelmed, and confused. It was clear that too many people had been hired, and that some needed to be cut. However, the boss was unwilling to do so. Well they have one less to employ to worry about, and I truly hope that it helps some of others still there get a few more hours.
The most annoying part of all was having to be clean shaven. I know most places don't want "Grizzly Adams" working there, but most places will let you keep a Van Dyke or something similar. It was a pain, as the amount of time between days working was just enough to make shaving before going in uncomfortable.
So that is pretty much why I quit. I know it wasn't funny, but I wanted to get it off my chest.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Circle Pad Pro XL Review
Oh, and happy mother's day to any mothers that might read this.
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Thing you don't know about The Offender
This is just a series of fact about myself. They are not meant for any particular reason. They are just information, put whatever spin on it you like.
I sell my sperm.
I read to the blind.
I don't consider your being offended to be my problem, or something that needs to be treated as important by anyone.
I volunteer at a soup kitchen.
On more than one occasion I have stopped a husband/father being abusive to his wife/family in public. Both with legal mean, and somewhat less that legal means. Situation is very important here.
I am an atheist.
I one tried to pay lip service to a church for a woman I was with.
I am completely estranged from both of my brothers. Wouldn't know them if I passed them on the street.
I was a boxer.
Not a dog person. I distrust how existed they are to see you. Some dogs are alright, the calm ones.
I didn't attend my high-school or either of my college graduations. I saw no point.
I honestly value every reader I have, and ever comment that is posted.
Wonder how many of those people could of guess. Doesn't matter, but I wanted to let you know me just a little better. If you have a question, people ask. I will answer you completely honestly and sincerely. One condition however, don't ask a question you don't really want an answer to.
I sell my sperm.
I read to the blind.
I don't consider your being offended to be my problem, or something that needs to be treated as important by anyone.
I volunteer at a soup kitchen.
On more than one occasion I have stopped a husband/father being abusive to his wife/family in public. Both with legal mean, and somewhat less that legal means. Situation is very important here.
I am an atheist.
I one tried to pay lip service to a church for a woman I was with.
I am completely estranged from both of my brothers. Wouldn't know them if I passed them on the street.
I was a boxer.
Not a dog person. I distrust how existed they are to see you. Some dogs are alright, the calm ones.
I didn't attend my high-school or either of my college graduations. I saw no point.
I honestly value every reader I have, and ever comment that is posted.
Wonder how many of those people could of guess. Doesn't matter, but I wanted to let you know me just a little better. If you have a question, people ask. I will answer you completely honestly and sincerely. One condition however, don't ask a question you don't really want an answer to.
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