Thanksgiving Is Terrible

I remember as a child finding out I would have four days off in a row. It was because of Thanksgiving. This sounded good. Then I learned I would have to waste one of those days eating a bad meal and being around people I wanted nothing to do with, 

There were two options. There was the Grandmother that overcooked everything, and the other Grandmother that under-cooked everything. So you had a bone dry turkey, with stuffing that resembled toothpaste. Or you could get very sick for the rest of the long weekend. 

Regardless of which Grandmother I was forced to be at I was surrounded  relatives that wanted nothing to do with me. I had, and still have, no interest in sports. None of the cousins were in my age range either. So I tried to find isolation and light to play Game Boy. Which would lead to my father yelling about how I should try harder, and me pointing out that I did and there were no takers.

"Black Friday" was not a thing my family took part in when I was a child. Didn't know what it was until I my first job working as holiday help at Target. I enjoy some sales now, still hate the meal. 

Thing you don't know about The Offender

This is just a series of fact about myself. They are not meant for any particular reason. They are just information, put whatever spin on it you like.

I sell my sperm.

I read to the blind.

I don't consider your being offended to be my problem, or something that needs to be treated as important by anyone.

I volunteer at a soup kitchen.

On more than one occasion I have stopped a husband/father being abusive to his wife/family in public. Both with legal mean, and somewhat less that legal means. Situation is very important here.

I am an atheist.

I one tried to pay lip service to a church for a woman I was with.

I am completely estranged from both of my brothers. Wouldn't know them if I passed them on the street.

I was a boxer.

Not a dog person. I distrust how existed they are to see you. Some dogs are alright, the calm ones.

I didn't attend my high-school or either of my college graduations. I saw no point.

I honestly value every reader I have, and ever comment that is posted.

Wonder how many of those people could of guess. Doesn't matter, but I wanted to let you know me just a little better. If you have a question, people ask. I will answer you completely honestly and sincerely. One condition however, don't ask a question you don't really want an answer to.