Captain America Civil War

Saw Captain America Civil War. And people are just hating my thoughts on the subject. 

Chris Evans- Clearly tired of doing these movies.

Robert Downey Jr.- Getting a bit old. Worth what he is getting paid.

Scarlett Johansson- Spent most of it looking like a really expensive prostitute.

Elizabeth Olsen- Also looked like a prostitute, but in a more craigslist kind of way.

Sebastian Stan- We get to put up with him for 7 more movies.

Anthony Mackie- Odd that he looks more buff in these movies than when he played a bodybuilder in Pain and Gain.

Don Cheadle- Looking old.

Jeremy Renner- Would really like to do more in these movies.

Chadwick Boseman- Sad that he will always be the second most intimidating black man in these movies. Resents Sam Jackson for that reason.

Paul Bettany- Why did they put people cloths on Vision? What was the point? He didn't even go outside in them.

Paul Rudd- Trying hard to be funny.

Emily VanCamp- Well she is on camera...

Tom Holland- Not really Spider Man, not even Spider Boy. He is Spider Fetus. I mean shit have his balls even dropped yet?

Frank Grillo- Yeah he came back, no one cares.

William Hurt- Looks the same after 8 years.

Daniel Brühl- Hey the guy from Rush. And he is somehow even more of a dick than Niki Lauda.

Improving Kingdom Hearts.

Kingdom Hearts is a fun series of games. For anyone that doesn't know it is an RPG (role playing game) that uses characters from various franchises owned by Disney and Square Enix. It is a fun, and lighthearted game series. However it could be improved.

1. Firstly, it would be nice to see more franchises used. Square Enix has used a few Final Fantasy characters, but it would be nice more. The Dragon Quest series comes to mind. Disney own Marvel comics, and Star Wars, be nice to see either one of them in the mix. The Silver Surfer seems like a good fit.

2. Character from franchises having character arcs that aren't identical to the ones they have had in movies.

3. Maybe a little darker tone. Huey Dewey and Louie are usually running a shop of some kind. What if we found out it was just a front for a drug empire, or a prostitution ring. It would give you a little more to think about after playing the game.

4. The ability to allow worlds that annoy you to blink out into nothingness.

5. An admission that everything that is happening within the universe of the games are just a fantasy a child is escaping to while being abused/molested. Deep down, you know that is what is going on. Poor Sora... might be why his name is "Sore-a".