Showing posts with label rap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rap. Show all posts

Sunday, March 16, 2014

More Celebrity Punching

Some people wanted to know if I dreamed of assaulting celebrities other than Will Ferrell. Will if you have been paying attention, you already know the answer is yes. So, lets name some names

Tom Cruise
He seems like nice guy. Might be a little nutty. Yet, there is something about him that is very punchable. Might be his track record of horrid movies, might be the "nice guy" act is wearing a bit thin. Regaurdless, he needs a little beating.

Jon Heder
Not sure if he is still a celebrity. Don't know a thing about the man either. All I know is he godawful in every movie I have seen him in.

Everyone that was a cast member of featured player on SNL from 1995 on. Many before that too.
Only the dudes. I don't get violent with women; it is however very tempting here.

This might seem lazy to you, but seriously every single rapper, country music start, and reality TV star. No picture for this one, I feel like looking for one would make me vomit. For the record, rap isn't music. Country takes no talent. Reality TV is a cancer on reality.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Controversial Opinions.

These are a few opinions I hold that seem to get people going. I don't see what the big deal is, I am not trying to force these views on anyone, but it would seem holding them is enough to get people after my blood. So lets explore them.

Pornography is art. Film and photography are both considered art. Why should film and photography of a particular subject be barred from being called "art"? When trying to define the difference between what was art and what was porn Justice Potter Stewart said "...I know when I see it...", this is bullshit, because this is no difference. Sexual content, or intent to sexually arouse you, does not limit the scoop of what art is.

It is more than somewhat likely Jesus didn't exist. While he might be a good role model, and might have a few good stories about him, there is not much in the way of proof that he was ever really here. The majority of sources that offer any proof are ones that exist within various churches, and these have a vested interest in keeping him real. We can prove many people far older than him were real, but he seems to be much more slippery. I guess it is time we went looking for a body.

Rap isn't music. No one has an instrument, no one is singing, there is just some talking. There is no harmony or melody,  there is no real rhythm, there is a loud constant beat that doesn't go anywhere. It is a valid form of expression, it just isn't music.