Business Idea*

Alright, Amazon sells things really cheap. However, some people can't use it for one reason or another. So someone should help them out.

All someone would need is an Amazon Prime account, so shipping is free. Also, a fairly high limit on the old credit card would help. Now you can order whatever anyone wants. Now you just need to find someone that wants something, order it for them, and charge them the price of the item plus 5-7%. Now they are getting what they want, likely cheaper than could be had elsewhere, and you are making a small profit.

Now one or two transactions like that won't be much money. So you need to go somewhere with lots of people that can't use Amazon normally. Either a bad neighborhood, or a retirement community would be good. Both would have lots of people that ignorant of computers, or don't have the internet, maybe don't have credit cards, or whatever else that might prevent them from shopping online.

So find a place, start taking orders, and then come back the next week with the merchandise. If in a bad neighborhood, get the money upfront. 

*I have never used Amazon. All of this is based of what I have heard about Amazon.

Moving.

No not this blog, it is staying right here till they make me stop. I however am moving. Writing this in a moving truck. Really need to start writing bank blogs.

Bruce Jenner

Why does anyone give a damn about Bruce Jenner? If it was still the 70's it would make since. Now he is just a plastic looking freak, on a show about a whole family of plastic looking freaks.

Fake family drama is no reason to be famous. This applies to basically everyone that is associated with Bruce at this point. The only way anyone of them should be in the news is if they ALL took part in a mass-suicide. Even then, they are all so plastic they more than likely can no longer decade and rot. 

Caitlyn Jenner is what he calls himself now. Caitlyn might be the only person that is more fake than the Kardashians. He wants to become a woman? Seriously, good for him. Doesn't mean anyone else needs to know about or be involved in it (well... maybe a doctor or two).

The only time we need to ever hear about Bruce Jenner is on a documentary about gold medal winners.

Pulled Muscle

I have pulled a muscle in my left arm and chest. I can barely use my left arm. So nothing this week, as I can just barely type anything.

Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Help Save Some Giant Tits.

fhttp://www.gofundme.com/zk4za27f

Casey James the porn actress is apparently having some problems. Donate if you love big fake tits.

Been a fan of her for years, so I guess I thought I should try to help.

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show