Sorry folks, there are no jokes today. Just want to share a few details of my personal hell with you all. Maybe you don't want to hear it, but I need somewhere to say it, and here it all is.
First I am very sick. I have been since last week and my last post. It is a week later and I am still doing fairly bad. I have a lot of pressure in my chest, my ribs hurt form couching and nothing ever coming up. It seem likely I need doctor, but I have no insurance and less money. So lets hope some vitamin C is enough to get me back on a healthy path. If it doesn't, then I guess I might just learn that last punchline.
Second my brother's wife just had their first child. It is a little girl. Knowing the two of them, the best name the child could have is "future abuse victim". Seems criminal that a pair like them can have a child with no one doing anything to stop them. Well too late now, in 16-18 year the child will be a problem for the state. Sometimes an abortion would be a better solution for all parties involved.
Thirdly, and lastly, I think I have lost my woman. No point in details here. How can I explain something I don't fully understand? She might be gone, but I still love her. Might not matter to her if I love her, but I do and always will.
Well that is all my sad bullshit. Sorry for the lack of humor. Next week, and next year we will laugh together again. Happy New year, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays. On New Years, have a drink for me.
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Sunday, December 30, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
What to do when your sick.
Everyone gets sick. This leads to a lot of staying home and having time on your hands. You could just rest and try to feel better, or you could put this new found time to use. After all you are sick, and no one is going to be around. With no bullshit from other people to deal with, you can finally get some things done.
Got someone in you hold a grudge with? Why not use your sick time to plan your revenge. You have a couple of days here, you can at the very least lay out the broad strokes. While you might not have time to iron out all the details, but you could get half way there. You could even use your ailment as part of the plan. You likely have many, disgusting, things oozing out of you; why not use them to your advantage? Of course, some people aren't in to revenge.
If you are sick, you are home, and if you are reading this you have access to a computer. Why not do somethings online? Maybe start a new hobby. You could take up bully or stalking someone on the internet. It doesn't need to be someone you know, it can be someone picked at random. Some people say it should be crime, but it isn't. If you are very good at it, you might even drive someone to suicide.
Now some of you might want to be more practical. Everyone has a backlog of something. Could be books that need to be read, movies that need to be watched, games that need to be played, or some other such thing. The daily grind often leave you with little time for you interests, why not use sick time to work through some of your backlog. disease
Being sick can be an annoying experience, but you can do things to make it more worthwhile. Or you could just sleep. Then again, why sleep when you could be having a good time?
Got someone in you hold a grudge with? Why not use your sick time to plan your revenge. You have a couple of days here, you can at the very least lay out the broad strokes. While you might not have time to iron out all the details, but you could get half way there. You could even use your ailment as part of the plan. You likely have many, disgusting, things oozing out of you; why not use them to your advantage? Of course, some people aren't in to revenge.
If you are sick, you are home, and if you are reading this you have access to a computer. Why not do somethings online? Maybe start a new hobby. You could take up bully or stalking someone on the internet. It doesn't need to be someone you know, it can be someone picked at random. Some people say it should be crime, but it isn't. If you are very good at it, you might even drive someone to suicide.
Now some of you might want to be more practical. Everyone has a backlog of something. Could be books that need to be read, movies that need to be watched, games that need to be played, or some other such thing. The daily grind often leave you with little time for you interests, why not use sick time to work through some of your backlog. disease
Being sick can be an annoying experience, but you can do things to make it more worthwhile. Or you could just sleep. Then again, why sleep when you could be having a good time?
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