Thursday, December 1, 2011

It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.

It is time again for an honest holiday song. A song that is a little more honest about this time of year. This one is about Christmas, and all the yells it brings.


It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five year old screaming once again
With lists of demands and greed in eyes aglow.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Violence in every store
But the worst sound to hear is the hate that will be
Inside your own front door.

A pair of vodka tonics and a pistol that shoots
Will help Barney deal with Ben;
An abortion and fake tits,
Is the hope of boyfriend and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly stand and fill with hatred again.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
This time of year is hell, the mall Santa is drunk as well,
The hookers take the stress with a kindly blow.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas;
Soon the fighting starts,
And the thing that will make you run is the family that you hate
Deep within your being.

8 comments:

  1. It's times like these that I'm really glad I don't HAVE a family XD

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  2. Haha too true, glad that I've arranged it to be as stress free as possible.

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  3. I just wish it snowed in my city. :(

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  4. Actually I think a Forever Alone one would apply to a lot more people.

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  5. Haha, this was pretty funny.

    I'm fortunate in that my family gets along but even then, there can be drama sometimes...

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  6. So, on your patence evermore attending, Following!

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