Lot of stupid people out there. So here is a message to all of them.
1. That big box will not fit in your car. No, I don't care how you have bullshitted yourself. Get your hands on a truck or SUV. If you have no friends with a bigger vehicle, then you don't get to buy the big TV.
2. Andrew W.K. has only one song he keeps making. "Beat beat beat name of the song".
3. Not shopping at somewhere does not make you a better person.
4. Going out of your way to shop somewhere doesn't make you a better person.
5. Your children are ugly and annoying. Also, you should of had an abortion. Your mother should have too.
6. In-N-Out Burger sucks now. What the fuck happened to the meat? It has gotten so damn small.
7. It doesn't matter who the president is. Never has, never will.
8. Alcohol is the best energy drink.
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Sunday, December 2, 2012
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Some Random Thoughts and a Review.
Election time is near. Since the last election we learned that having a black guy in office is the same as having a white guy in office, I figured as much, but some people seem surprised by this. The people that are surprised would generally be racists... or "set in there ways" if you want to be politically correct.
Superman sucks. He is a relic form the early days of comics, and need to take some time off. Maybe they could kill him... again... but this time actually mean it. Or they could bring back Bizarro World comics, that would be some interesting PR for the franchise.
Could religious people just shut the fuck up? For that matter could anyone that is really deeply into something just the fuck up? It might be god, it might be politics, it might be a lack of god, it might be a book or movie, whatever it is just stop talking about. Leave other people alone. Keep your shit to yourself. Or if you are really into something, just blow your brains out. I heard someone where that "suicide is painless", test out that idea for us.
Also I made a review. It is a review of the second generation camera for the Sony PSP.
Superman sucks. He is a relic form the early days of comics, and need to take some time off. Maybe they could kill him... again... but this time actually mean it. Or they could bring back Bizarro World comics, that would be some interesting PR for the franchise.
Could religious people just shut the fuck up? For that matter could anyone that is really deeply into something just the fuck up? It might be god, it might be politics, it might be a lack of god, it might be a book or movie, whatever it is just stop talking about. Leave other people alone. Keep your shit to yourself. Or if you are really into something, just blow your brains out. I heard someone where that "suicide is painless", test out that idea for us.
Also I made a review. It is a review of the second generation camera for the Sony PSP.
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