Dark Souls 3 Boss Fail.

Suicide Squad

Not sure why this movie was cut like a trailer. Seriously, this movie is two hours in the style of a trailer. Why would anyone do this?

I know it wasn't meant to be like this. You can see a movie underneath all this bad editing. Wonder if it will ever see the light of day.

So it has been a month.

Holy shit, it has been a month since I posted. No I am not dead. Yes I will be posting more. I want to go back to once a week at least. No, I am not counting this post... it is barely a post.

A situation in 3 clips.

I have often times found myself at odds with the staff on various internet forums. It always seems to go down about the same way...

The staff's request.

My response.

There reaction.

California Heat Wave

Right now it is 109 degrees where I am at. Normally this time of year it is around 95 degrees. 95 degree is miserable, but tolerable. 109 really makes suicide tempting. Isn't suicide painless? This heat sure as hell isn't painless.

Still looking for video editing software.

Need some video editing software

I need some software to edit videos. I want to make something more than I have been making. Is there a decent free one?

I know you can get really good ones for 600$. I however, don't have the cash for that. So is there a good open source one? Can anyone give me some recommendations? Please, and thank you.

Parody Ideas.

These are some titles for parodies. Mostly porno parodies, but at least nothing them start with "This ain't the...". I think these are all original, but I haven't bothered to check.
 
Sex men: The Cuming of Bukkak-alypse 

Lick-Ass

Watchmen: In the Bushes

Jur-ass-ic World

Headpool

Anal-vengers: Age of Consent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hookers

Pacific Rimjob

Why so Angry?

Hello Russia.

Been getting a ton of Russian hits on this page lately. So hello to my Russian friends.

I would love to hear from you. Please leave a comment. Tell me what you would like to see here.

I need a camera.

Well, as anyone that comes here knows I makes videos. With the Vista version of Windows Movie Maker. I suck at it. I suck hard. Not blaming my my tools. I blame only myself.

However, I am good at rants and snarky banter. So I need a camera. So instead of finding images, I can just record myself. Like in a car, right after seeing movie. Or covered in blood, eating a taco.

Problems is, I have no cash, and no job. So I am shit out of luck.

Captain America Civil War

Saw Captain America Civil War. And people are just hating my thoughts on the subject. 

Chris Evans- Clearly tired of doing these movies.

Robert Downey Jr.- Getting a bit old. Worth what he is getting paid.

Scarlett Johansson- Spent most of it looking like a really expensive prostitute.

Elizabeth Olsen- Also looked like a prostitute, but in a more craigslist kind of way.

Sebastian Stan- We get to put up with him for 7 more movies.

Anthony Mackie- Odd that he looks more buff in these movies than when he played a bodybuilder in Pain and Gain.

Don Cheadle- Looking old.

Jeremy Renner- Would really like to do more in these movies.

Chadwick Boseman- Sad that he will always be the second most intimidating black man in these movies. Resents Sam Jackson for that reason.

Paul Bettany- Why did they put people cloths on Vision? What was the point? He didn't even go outside in them.

Paul Rudd- Trying hard to be funny.

Emily VanCamp- Well she is on camera...

Tom Holland- Not really Spider Man, not even Spider Boy. He is Spider Fetus. I mean shit have his balls even dropped yet?

Frank Grillo- Yeah he came back, no one cares.

William Hurt- Looks the same after 8 years.

Daniel Brühl- Hey the guy from Rush. And he is somehow even more of a dick than Niki Lauda.

Children's Entertainment

:Let's Talk About Game of Thrones.

Let's Talk About Console Gaming

Batman V Superman Problems

Abortions

Ok, I got an idea to float here, might not be the most popular idea ever, but based on what I am hearing in this thread it might work out for all parties involved. So condoms make sex feel far less good, and the women here (and I assume else where) not loving the hormonal birth control.

So what I think we need is cheaper abortions. Stay with me on this for a second. Lets say for a moment you are in a long term relationship, so you aren't worried about STDs, but are worried about having children you don't want. Now abortions cost 500$ or so, what if we could get that price down? Get it to 20-40$ a pop, then you could have all the unprotected sex you want without having to deal with condoms or pills. As bonus, think of the shot in the arm it could be for stem-cell research.

Just an idea I wanted to float. Trying to think of a way to get both sides happy. Sex shouldn't be something to worry about, it should a regular and relaxing activity. 

*Posted this on a forum and was called a troll. I am no troll, but she was a bitch. 

Archer Characters

More Problems.

Gout

Bad gout is making it very hard to write anything or make videos.

Making a Sandwich

Pretty a much a video version of the last post.

Nintendo won't help.

I need some repairs done to a Game Boy Color. Called up Nintendo, they will not help me. Called up various console repair places, they won't help either.

As long time readers will know, I am video game fan. Console, PC, handheld, it doesn't matter, I love it all. I prefer to play things on the original hardware whenever possible. Which is why I am still using my Game Boy Color.

Recently the "start" button started getting a bit less than reliable. It is to be expected after nearly 20 years, not angry about it. However, I am angry that Nintendo will not repair the problem. Further angry that you cannot back order a new system altogether. I would be happy to pay for either, but they will get me neither.

When I called Nintendo they told me "You should just upgrade to one of our new systems". I have 3ds, and I am very happy with it, but it doesn't fit old Game Boy Carts. Sure, a few games can be re-bought on Virtual Console, but I have a huge collection and would like to keep playing it.

What do you want?

Alright reader, what do you want to see? Do you want more video? Do you want me to go back to writing rants and jokes? Little of both? What topics should I cover? What kinds of videos? Give me some feedback here.

Let's Talk About Fallout 4

My Gym is Closing.

The gym I go to a closing down. And I have no idea where I will work out now. Can't afford the newer gyms.

Gym Donuts

Let's Talk About Final Fantasy XIII