Merry Christmas to all my readers, and merry Christmas to all my haters.
Merry Christmas to all claiming offense for attention. May you get the attention you want, and move on to your next fix.
Merry Christmas to every overworked retail employ. Sorry about the costumers that blame you for their problems. January will be slow, at least once the returns are done being made, and the gift cards are squandered.
Merry Christmas to the spoiled children that will bitch about whatever they get.
Merry Christmas to the bell ringer. I give you a donation if you would just stop with the noise.
Merry Christmas to the hookers, your doing god's work.
Merry Christmas to all holiday drunks, may the bottle actually help you for a change.
Merry Christmas to fan of things that can't be bothered to stay current.
Merry Christmas to the people that say "Happy Holidays"
Merry Christmas to you, good will and all that, now do us all a favor and pull your head out of your ass.