The Offender

Monday, March 12, 2018

Insomnia to do list.

1. Look at the clock.

2. Flip channels on the TV

3. Find out there is an infomercial called "What does your poop say about you?"

4. Try to write a blog.

5. Fail.

6. Browse the internet.

7. Realize the only thing you go on it is pornography.

8. Play game on phone till wrists hurt.

9. Finally write a blog you hope is funny using stories from real life.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Movie Idea: The Bible the movie.

I have an idea for a movie. A movie about the bible. Unlike other bible movies, this isn't just about one section of the bible. Not just a creation story, or problems in Egypt, no... Instead it is about the whole bible.

The movie takes place in one room. It is God, and a collections of writters (possibly angles?) sitting and collectively writing the bible. You would see idea being pitched, impromptu details being added, whole sections written out but the struck down by comity.

Head of the table would be God, don't need to show him directly. He could have his back to the other writers to show he is the boss. Or you could have occasional shots over his shoulder as he speaks at them.

You could end it with just the old testament, that way there is room for a sequel.