Happy Mother's Day

Get your mother something nice this year. Flowers are nice, but try to get something a little more personal. Think for a moment about what she would like, and then get it for her. Don't be cheap, don't be thoughtless. This conclude the practical advice portion of this blog.

How do you think people with an oedipus complex feel about Mother's Day? Well they obviously have a gift they would like to give their mother, but know she wouldn't be cool with it. Needless to say, this is likely not the best time to reveal these feelings. Well... maybe... if she is REAL open-minded about things.

If you get an abortion on Mother's Day can you still celebrate? Or is the abortion itself enough of a reason to celebrate? You know the father is doing a dance after the abortion.

Fast food restaurants are even crowded on mother's day. That might just be the saddest thing about this holiday.