Saturday, November 29, 2014

Holiday Ideas.

This is just a list of things to do durring the holidays.

Go caroling, but only sing metal songs.

Fist fight with Santa. Most of them are drunks anyway.

Form a protest using signs and chants about "Getting the Jesus out of Christmas", and various pro-commercialism messages.

Try to buy things that were on special several years ago on "Black Friday".  

Fart as loud as you can in crowded stores. Do it near the "hot items" of the season.

Invent a new holiday and harass places about giving you equal representation. 

Put counterfeit money in every bell ringer's bucket.

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