Wednesday, June 29, 2016

A situation in 3 clips.

I have often times found myself at odds with the staff on various internet forums. It always seems to go down about the same way...

The staff's request.


My response.


There reaction.


Monday, June 20, 2016

California Heat Wave

Right now it is 109 degrees where I am at. Normally this time of year it is around 95 degrees. 95 degree is miserable, but tolerable. 109 really makes suicide tempting. Isn't suicide painless? This heat sure as hell isn't painless.

Still looking for video editing software.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Need some video editing software

I need some software to edit videos. I want to make something more than I have been making. Is there a decent free one?

I know you can get really good ones for 600$. I however, don't have the cash for that. So is there a good open source one? Can anyone give me some recommendations? Please, and thank you.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Parody Ideas.

These are some titles for parodies. Mostly porno parodies, but at least nothing them start with "This ain't the...". I think these are all original, but I haven't bothered to check.
 
Sex men: The Cuming of Bukkak-alypse 

Lick-Ass

Watchmen: In the Bushes

Jur-ass-ic World

Headpool

Anal-vengers: Age of Consent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hookers

Pacific Rimjob


Sunday, May 22, 2016

Hello Russia.

Been getting a ton of Russian hits on this page lately. So hello to my Russian friends.

I would love to hear from you. Please leave a comment. Tell me what you would like to see here.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

I need a camera.

Well, as anyone that comes here knows I makes videos. With the Vista version of Windows Movie Maker. I suck at it. I suck hard. Not blaming my my tools. I blame only myself.

However, I am good at rants and snarky banter. So I need a camera. So instead of finding images, I can just record myself. Like in a car, right after seeing movie. Or covered in blood, eating a taco.

Problems is, I have no cash, and no job. So I am shit out of luck.