Saturday, April 19, 2014

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Bad News and Good News

Well my truck died. It was a Mitsubishi pickup truck from the early 90s. I owned for just about 10 years. In that time I drove it less than 30k miles. As you might guess, I am not a heavy driver.

However, I did get another vehicle. It is an 07 Ford SUV. I hope it serves me as well as the truck did.

Also, I have an interview on Monday.

Sorry for the light update. More to come.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Pet Peeves Vol 3

Well it seems like it is time for some more hatred directed to the trivial things in this world. Somethings are big, somethings are small, but you know I hate them all. Third time we have done this here, and there is always more to come.

People that drag the cart behind them at stores. People doing this should have their feet cut off. Then they could never do this ever again.

Stephen Colbert. He only has one joke, and it is long past old at this point.

This new breed of troll that pertend to not understand what you are saying.

Fast food fish. Every year for Lent all the fast food place have some kind of fish on the menu. Every year these dishes are just god awful. Fish is just not something fast food places should serve.

Rage quitting people on MMOs. Not everything is going to go your way. Sometimes your character will die. Sometimes internet lag will mess up what you are doing. Unexpected things happen from time to time. Quitting because of it just shows off your true douchebag self.

Ironic user names. If you can't follow simple logic, don't call yourself Sherlock Holmes.

Creationism in the science classroom. Just a problem of location. Creationism would be a fine subject in the philosophy classroom.

People that take their dog everywhere. I know you love your dog. You need to understand that not everyone loves your dog. In fact, some of us hate your dog. Some of us see your dog, and what to skin it alive in front of you.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Rare sights.

There are things in this world that are rarely seen. Blue diamonds. White Rhinos. Things most people don't see once in a lifetime. There are other rarities, lets name a few.

Female comedians that are both funny and attractive. Most of them are neither, this actually applies to all comedians not just the female ones. There are a few. Sarah Silverman is a good laugh, and easy on the eyes. Aisha Tyler comes to mind, and is a great voice actor too. Really would like to have a third example, but sadly can't think of a third that is both funny and attractive. This is very subjective, beauty and comedy are in the eye the beholder.

Anything that actually lives up to all the hype. Getting blown, that lives up to the hype... in fact that need more hype. "Goodfellas", great movie you should watch. Seeing "Penn and Teller" live. Finally reaching a long term goal. Most things just aren't worth all the hype, finding religion, giving a shit in general, being a productive member of society, and more, all way over hyped.

Blogs that are actually worth reading. Most of them are just some asshole rambling on about unimportant shit. Oh wait... well damn...

Sunday, March 16, 2014

More Celebrity Punching

Some people wanted to know if I dreamed of assaulting celebrities other than Will Ferrell. Will if you have been paying attention, you already know the answer is yes. So, lets name some names

Tom Cruise
He seems like nice guy. Might be a little nutty. Yet, there is something about him that is very punchable. Might be his track record of horrid movies, might be the "nice guy" act is wearing a bit thin. Regaurdless, he needs a little beating.

Jon Heder
Not sure if he is still a celebrity. Don't know a thing about the man either. All I know is he godawful in every movie I have seen him in.

Everyone that was a cast member of featured player on SNL from 1995 on. Many before that too.
Only the dudes. I don't get violent with women; it is however very tempting here.

This might seem lazy to you, but seriously every single rapper, country music start, and reality TV star. No picture for this one, I feel like looking for one would make me vomit. For the record, rap isn't music. Country takes no talent. Reality TV is a cancer on reality.