Sunday, July 27, 2014

Top 5 Best Controlers of all Time


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Denny's isn't really food.

Why does anyone eat at Denny's. Sure it might be the only option at 3am; but short of that why would anyone ever choose to eat their? It might just be the worst food money can buy, if it can actually be called food.

If you go in a Denny's you will find three kinds of people.

 The first group are people that are high or were high recently. They had the munchies, and quality was not a concern. They just need to feed. It would seem that drugs make even the worst food palatable. This might be the worst thing addiction makes people do.

The next group are old people. At one time Denny's was cheap, and at the time I assumed that was why the old people came. Now Denny's is as expensive as a Chili's or an Olive Garden, so price is not the reason. Perhaps it is nostalgia, hard as it is to believe Denny's might of been good at one time decades ago. It is the only theory I have for this group.

The last group are seemingly sober people not of extreme age. These people are at Denny's for one of two reasons. One is a self-hatred that forces them to eat at Denny's as a kind of punishment, masochism in food form. The other reason could be that they sadly don't know any better, ignorance. Or they could genuinely enjoy eating shit (coprophilia), people must like shit, hell "King of the Hill" was on for 12 years.

Denny's has no real redeeming qualities. The service is poor. The food is seemingly made as a parody of actual food, like what someone would create if they were only aware of what food in theory as from reading a text book. The prices are FAR to high given the quality of the food.

Food for the high and stupid.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

The Internet Sucks.

All the internet has ever done is piss me off.

Forums filled with douchebags. Mostly the whiny kind. People that claim things are offensive, when very few things actually are. People that want spoiler tags on things that are years old, or really spoiler tags on anything ever. Moderators and admins that are powerless in the real world and need live out power fantasies online. This isn't just one forum, or even some forums, this is every god damn forum in existence.

"News" that is laden with misinformation. Doesn't matter what site. Yahoo, Google, and all others share the guilt on this. Some news stories have half truths, but far more of them are completely fictitious. Some of the names might be right, but the events are so distorted as to be the ramblings of a madman.

Women with fake pictures. I am happy to bang you if you are a 5. I just don't like being lied to about what to expect when we meet. Could you at least lie a little less? If you are a 5 and want to give the impression of a 6 or 7, that is fine. Don't go trying to sell yourself as 10. Keep it in at least somewhat based in fact.

Internet "humor". No meme has ever been funny. Not a single one. Repetition does not make it any better.

Blogs that are just a bunch of bitching... oh, wait... shit.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Steam Sale, kind of disappointing.

Well the Steam summer sale is almost over. One more day of sales to come. Was waiting for Dark Souls 2 to come up on sale. It has not yet, and I am very doubtful it will come up tomorrow. Truly hope I am wrong in this case.

I did buy a few goodies. Far Cry 3 and Blood Dragon, Fallout 3 Game of the Year Edition, One Way Heroics, Shadowrun Returns, and Orcs Must Die 2. That is only 6 games, which is not much for a Steam sale.

This is all rather depressing. Hence a light post this week. If tomorrow is mind blowing you will hear more. 

Saturday, June 21, 2014

The Steam Summer Sale is here.

HELL YEAH!!! Cheap PC games out the ass baby.


Steam sales come but twice a year. Once in winter, around Christmas. Once is summer. Usually the summer sale is in July. This year we got it in June for no really apparent reason. Not a complaint, just saying.

It is day three of the sale. Haven't bought much so far, but there are many days still to come. Waiting for Dark Souls 2 to be featured on a day. That being the only big release I care about.

Oh, and go Team Purple.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Interview.

Well that was... interesting. The interviewer was an overly perky former cheerleader. Would bet money that she opened her legs a few times to get into a management position. Not saying there is anything wrong with that, we all must use the advantages we have.

So I get to the store. I am told to wait over by the office chairs. Wait for ten minutes. Notice that the quality of office chairs has gone down considerably since when I first worked here. She comes out, bounce in her step, and far more energy than the situation calls for. We then start the bullshit-fest that is an interview.


"So what lead you to quit here the first time?". Well the honest answer is that I thought I had better options at the time, clearly that didn't pan out. Of course one can't say that, so instead: "I left to go back to school, it wasn't possible at the time to make the job work with the school schedule". Not a total lie, I did go back to school while not working for them, the dates might not line up perfectly, but they don't know that.

Over all I think it went well. Just need to wait and see if they call me back.