Sunday, July 26, 2015

Song Parody "Do you wanna do some blow man"

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's go get high!
I never see when I'm snow blind.
Come on do a line
It's like the world fades away.

We got ourselves an eight ball
And now its gone
Did we snort that fast, why?

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Just a one line of blow man...

 Go away, junkie.

Can't too high...

Do you wanna do some blow man?
Do some lines around the halls?
I think nose bleed is overdue
I've started talking to
The rats in the walls!

I get a little burnt out.
All these dull razors
I just lost several days
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Cocaine I need in there
I don't know how long its been
They say, "Do another line, " and I'm trying to
I'm coked out here for you
Just let me die

We only have five grams
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna do some blow man? [sniff]

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Help Save Some Giant Tits.

fhttp://www.gofundme.com/zk4za27f

Casey James the porn actress is apparently having some problems. Donate if you love big fake tits.

Been a fan of her for years, so I guess I thought I should try to help.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Song Parody: "Donkey Show"

This is a song parody of Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone".

Seeing the woman wence
Listen to that ass moan
Equine getting pleasure
Bestiality here we go

Highway down to Mexico
Ride down to the donkey show

Headin' into TJ
Spreadin' out her hole tonight
She gonna be humpin' mule dick
And shovin' her organs out of place

Highway down to Mexico
I'll take you
Right down to the donkey show

You never make eye contact with her
Until you get off and blow your overload
You'll never share this story with friends
Until you get so high that you blackout

Out with mules
Is always where I burn to be
The deeper in the mule
The best that it can be.

Highway down to Mexico
I'm gonna take you
Right down to the donkey show
Highway down to Mexico
Right down to the donkey show

Sunday, June 28, 2015

"To the Moon", a review.

"To the Moon" is an independent video game develuped and published by Freebird Games. It is available for PC, Mac, and Linux systems. Easiest way to get it on Steam http://store.steampowered.com/app/206440/

The game is short, and easy to play. It is presented in a 16 bit style, and should be easy for anyone to pick up and play. It will only take about 4 hours to play-through completely.

Where the game shines is in its story telling. Telling a beautiful and profoundly sad story. No details or spoilers will be given here, as I don't want to rob anyone of the experience to be had in this game.

While not hard, and rather linear, it is however interesting and enjoyable. It also had me in tears by the end. No game has ever had that effect on me before.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Cleaning the House.

Cleaning is something that you need to do from time to time. It feels good when it is over, and hurts while you are doing it. I do a round of cleaning every 3 to 4 months, always having the same things happen.

Finding movies/game that you bought but never watched/played. It seems I own a copy of "Force Unleashed 2" for Wii, no memory of buying it. Assuming I got it the same time I bought "Paranorman", which I saw in theaters, it was good, not sure when or why I got the DVD. Ever time I clean I find something and go "When the hell did I buy this?".

Reorganizing shelves that I haven't touched since last time I cleaned. There is a thick layer of dust on everything on this shelf, clearly it has not been touched for months. but someone if I move things into just the right place it will prevent dust from accumulating in the next few months.

Find small sums of money. Change under things, a dollar here, a five there. Never very much, but usually enough to treat myself to a fast-food meal. Kind of a built in reward for cleaning I guess. Here again, I am not sure how this happens, I am a stickler about emptying my pockets in the same location when I get home, so where does this other money come from? I don't have many visitors, so this is a mystery.

See many items I have no practical use for, but won't throw away. I need the Beer-Buddha for some reason. And that those VHS tapes that I no longer have a way to play. YES I NEED THE ATARI 2600 CONTROLLERS, AND I DON'T OWN A 2600 OR ANY GAMES FOR ONE!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

NO TIME!!!

JOB INTERVIEWS AND STEAM SUMMER SALE EATING ALL OF MY BLOGGING TIME!!!!

World of Warcraft bring flying back... I win.

Stay tuned!!!!