Sunday, January 18, 2015

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It is a year to the day since my father died. Sorry, I have nothing for you this week.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

I just don't get it.

This is series of things that I just do not understand. Maybe you good readers out there can shed some light on some of these topics.

Foot fetish. Yeah, everyone is into something and that is fine. Why feet though? Were you always into them, or did it just come along at some point? What about the women that are give in to this, do you really get anything out it? There are certainly stranger things out there, but this one is kind of common, and has always baffled me.

Team sports. Bunch of dudes get together and play with their balls, and for some reason people want to watch it. In fact people seem to be very devoted to various sports teams. If you are gambling on every game, then I understand the interest. If you aren't betting, then why do you care?

The dudes that thing the stripper/hooker really likes him. It is possible, but highly unlikely. She is doing whatever she has to get money for her kid, or for her next fix, or whatever else. She saw you were weak, lonely, willing to believe the bullshit, so she lays it on thick. How does anyone really fall for this?

People that make of show of saying grace even at a fast food restaurant. Your ordering off the value menu, clearly god hasn't been on your side lately. There is a time and a place for this kind of thing, at home, with your family. Why do you need to do this in public? If you must do it in public, why do you need to make such a show out of it?

Bleach blondes. Blonde hair looks good a very small number of people. Yet a huge number of people bleach their hair. What is the rational for doing this? 


Saturday, January 3, 2015

Top 5 Best Fast Food Items.

Well last week we did the worst, so now here is the best.

5. In-N-Out's Double Double. This would be higher, but it is regional, only on the west coast (and parts of Nevada and Arizona). Nothing fancy here, just your basic burger, but very well made. They claim it is all fresh, and it does taste as if that is true.

4. Del Taco's Macho Combo Burrito. This comes in several variations. They are all decent. This is mostly here because it is a good value.

3. Jack in the Box's Sourdough Jack. Tomatoes, bacon, and Swiss cheese on sourdough bread. Tasty, and a bit different from your average burger.

2. Popeye's Fried Chicken. Of the chain chicken you can get this is the best. The only thing better would be making it yourself.

1. Carl's Jr's Prime Rib burger. While I doubt it was really "prime rib" on it, it was tasty. With grilled onions, horseradish, Swiss cheese, on a Ciabatta roll. They last made it in 2008, and I honestly miss it.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Top 5 Worst Fast Food Items.

Fast food is almost never great. However some of it is far worse than others.


5. McDonald's Filet o Fish. Fish as fast food is not a great idea.
Grey fist and and tons of mayo.
4. Carl's Jr's Turkey Burgers. There are several version of this, all of them are dry, bland, and forgettable.
It like a real burger, without all the good parts.
3. Papa John's Frito Chili Pizza. Don't play games with pizza.
If you hate both yourself and pizza, order this.
2. Taco Bell's Beefy Crunch Burrito. Nasty fake cheese, overly salty chips. Taco Bell has a lot of gross items, but this is stands out even their.
It is like party in your mouth, if everyone had diarrhea.
1. McDonald's McRib. All the parts of the pig not good enough for bargain brand hotdogs.
I got nothing, just look at it.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all my readers, and merry Christmas to all my haters.

Merry Christmas to all claiming offense for attention. May you get the attention you want, and move on to your next fix.

Merry Christmas to every overworked retail employ. Sorry about the costumers that blame you for their problems. January will be slow, at least once the returns are done being made, and the gift cards are squandered.

Merry Christmas to the spoiled children that will bitch about whatever they get.

Merry Christmas to the bell ringer. I give you a donation if you would just stop with the noise.

Merry Christmas to the hookers, your doing god's work.

Merry Christmas to all holiday drunks, may the bottle actually help you for a change.

Merry Christmas to fan of things that can't be bothered to stay current.

Merry Christmas to the people that say "Happy Holidays"

Merry Christmas to you, good will and all that, now do us all a favor and pull your head out of your ass.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Things I miss.

Well I miss them, maybe you do too.

Arcades. Paying quarters to play some games.

When kids could get in fights at school. Now there is this "zero tolerance" bullshit. Sometime kids need to "work things out" between themselves.

Every woman I have ever shared an evening with.

The word "retard". For some reason this word is treated as offensive. Why? Its a medical term. Does "pregnant" need to go on the list too?

Square and Enix being two separate companies. Seems like the games were better back then. Well... the Enix franchises are about the same really (amazing). The Square side of things have been on a rather steady decline.

The Prime Rib burger. It was around in 2008, it was delicious. In the 6 years since it has never been heard from again. Carl's Jr, you are starting to piss me off.

I miss when Warcraft was a RTS (real time strategy) game. Have to go back to the first two games in the series. They were good game, but certainly show their age at this point. There was a third game, but it was more RPG(role play game)  than RTS. The third one had some very superficial RTS dressing on it, but that really wasn't enough. Then World of Warcraft came out, and it is a big massively multiplayer RPG mess. Been 10 years since a new game, seems like a good time for one.

Having new and original ideas for this blog. Really miss that.

Sunday, December 7, 2014