Monday, June 20, 2016

California Heat Wave

Right now it is 109 degrees where I am at. Normally this time of year it is around 95 degrees. 95 degree is miserable, but tolerable. 109 really makes suicide tempting. Isn't suicide painless? This heat sure as hell isn't painless.

Still looking for video editing software.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Need some video editing software

I need some software to edit videos. I want to make something more than I have been making. Is there a decent free one?

I know you can get really good ones for 600$. I however, don't have the cash for that. So is there a good open source one? Can anyone give me some recommendations? Please, and thank you.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Parody Ideas.

These are some titles for parodies. Mostly porno parodies, but at least nothing them start with "This ain't the...". I think these are all original, but I haven't bothered to check.
 
Sex men: The Cuming of Bukkak-alypse 

Lick-Ass

Watchmen: In the Bushes

Jur-ass-ic World

Headpool

Anal-vengers: Age of Consent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hookers

Pacific Rimjob


Sunday, May 22, 2016

Hello Russia.

Been getting a ton of Russian hits on this page lately. So hello to my Russian friends.

I would love to hear from you. Please leave a comment. Tell me what you would like to see here.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

I need a camera.

Well, as anyone that comes here knows I makes videos. With the Vista version of Windows Movie Maker. I suck at it. I suck hard. Not blaming my my tools. I blame only myself.

However, I am good at rants and snarky banter. So I need a camera. So instead of finding images, I can just record myself. Like in a car, right after seeing movie. Or covered in blood, eating a taco.

Problems is, I have no cash, and no job. So I am shit out of luck.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Captain America Civil War

Saw Captain America Civil War. And people are just hating my thoughts on the subject. 

Chris Evans- Clearly tired of doing these movies.

Robert Downey Jr.- Getting a bit old. Worth what he is getting paid.

Scarlett Johansson- Spent most of it looking like a really expensive prostitute.

Elizabeth Olsen- Also looked like a prostitute, but in a more craigslist kind of way.

Sebastian Stan- We get to put up with him for 7 more movies.

Anthony Mackie- Odd that he looks more buff in these movies than when he played a bodybuilder in Pain and Gain.

Don Cheadle- Looking old.

Jeremy Renner- Would really like to do more in these movies.

Chadwick Boseman- Sad that he will always be the second most intimidating black man in these movies. Resents Sam Jackson for that reason.

Paul Bettany- Why did they put people cloths on Vision? What was the point? He didn't even go outside in them.

Paul Rudd- Trying hard to be funny.

Emily VanCamp- Well she is on camera...

Tom Holland- Not really Spider Man, not even Spider Boy. He is Spider Fetus. I mean shit have his balls even dropped yet?

Frank Grillo- Yeah he came back, no one cares.

William Hurt- Looks the same after 8 years.

Daniel Brühl- Hey the guy from Rush. And he is somehow even more of a dick than Niki Lauda.