Monday, March 12, 2018

Insomnia to do list.

1. Look at the clock.

2. Flip channels on the TV

3. Find out there is an infomercial called "What does your poop say about you?"

4. Try to write a blog.

5. Fail.

6. Browse the internet.

7. Realize the only thing you go on it is pornography.

8. Play game on phone till wrists hurt.

9. Finally write a blog you hope is funny using stories from real life.