I am very sick.

Sorry that is all for today. Vomiting is taking up too much of my time.

Top Five Most Annoying People

Some people are are very annoying. They seem to all fall into a limited number of categories. Here are just a few of those groups.

5. Women that are not as attractive as they think they are. Attractive women get a lot of leeway in terms of how they can act. This applies to 8s and up. The problem is there are a lot of 6s out there that don't seem to understand that they are 6s, and want the same amount of leeway.

4. Weekend parents. And their shitty, shitty children. We talked about how to deal with them a few week back.

3. People that sit right on top of you in an empty area. There are plenty of seats/booths/bar-stools; why the hell are you in the one right next to mine? Go find one further away.

2. Internet grammar Nazis. It seems we need to find a "final solution" for these people.

1. The openly religious. The faith doesn't matter. There are people of all faiths that wish to rape mankind with their imaginary friend(s). Your faith should be like your genitals, keep it in your pants.

Top Six Things To Do During A Heatwave

6. Get a job where you work in a walk in freezer. Or at least that involves one in some way.

5. Trick your enemies with claims of a "heat stroke" diet.

4. Blended ice and booze.

3. Enjoy the women wearing next to nothing as they go about their days.

2. Buy out all the fans, and sell them on the street for a nice profit.

1. Sex in a pool.

For the Children

Something needs to be done about the all the children. At least something needs to be done about the children that make noise, throw tantrums, and make scenes in public places. We need a solution that will take care of all these little bastards from age four to seventeen.

Electroshock collars seems like a viable solution. Every normal child would need one. The controls for the them would not be given to the parents, rather the controls for them  would be given to every person without children. There is no point in giving parents the remotes for the collars, as the collars would not be necessary if parents were willing to actually discipline their children or do some parenting.

For each person that hit the button to shock the child, the shock would get increasingly worse. With a fatal shock being given for annoying 25 people enough to all hit the buttons all at the same time. Don't worry, this would only happen if all the people pressed there buttons within a certain window of time. For every 3 minutes a child goes without getting an additional button press, one of the former presses would be taken away. After all, no one wants children to die.

If parents lose to children because of these collars and then have a third child, the parents will also get collars and share the fate of the third child. This would prevent parents form using the collars to "dispose" of unwanted children.  This would likely also clear out a lot of trailer parks.

Or you know, parents could get off there asses and do some actual parenting. Sadly, that seems to much to ask these days.