6. Get a job where you work in a walk in freezer. Or at least that involves one in some way.
5. Trick your enemies with claims of a "heat stroke" diet.
4. Blended ice and booze.
3. Enjoy the women wearing next to nothing as they go about their days.
2. Buy out all the fans, and sell them on the street for a nice profit.
1. Sex in a pool.