These are just a few suggestions for the world. Some of them are small, others not so much. They just might make the world a better place.
1. We ask all the people that are frequently "offended" to grow up. You might not like something, this is no reason to throw a tantrum about it. Your personal values are not universal, and you should not be trying to force them on anyone else. Nothing is "offensive", not objectively.
2. Real sex education. We need to teach people how to fuck. In "sex ed", all you get is some technical shit, and some propaganda about STDs. We should be teaching people how to fuck, make it so they are less uptight. People would be much happier if there was more high quality sex happening.
3. Three free murders for everyone. Only three. Use them as you see fit. Might make people a bit more polite.
4. If you successfully fight a ticket, you get the cash value of that ticket. Cops would be much more careful about who they gave tickets to.
5. All countries should have a portion of the government that only works toward eliminating laws. There are a lot of laws, seems like we could stream line the process a bit. This would be the ONLY thing they would do.
6. We treat censorship like what it is... The symbolic equivalent of rape.
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Saturday, May 31, 2014
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ideas Vol. 4
Yet again it is time for a grab bag of ideas.
1. Whatever happened to tan lines?
Don't you miss them? Women used to have them, not any more. Where did they go? Why did they fall from grace? I liked to see them, never heard anyone complain about them. Wasn't nice to see that deep baked in brown next to that smooth milky white? Style is cyclic, so sooner or later they should make a comeback. Sadly I could not find a safe for work picture for this.
2. Think Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson are hanging out in hell?
You know they are both there. Or do they keep crack whores and pedophiles separated? Is there perhaps a special celebrity wing?
3. Church People.
Some people think that if church is involved it makes anything and everything alright. While leaving church a friend of mine got a ticket. He was making a left turn where it was illegal to do so, as it is right turn only out of the church parking lot. He says "I told the cop I was leaving church, and he still gave me a ticket", he doesn't seem to understand that the church part doesn't matter to the cop, or anyone else for that matter. It doesn't matter if you go to church, your still an asshole.
1. Whatever happened to tan lines?
Don't you miss them? Women used to have them, not any more. Where did they go? Why did they fall from grace? I liked to see them, never heard anyone complain about them. Wasn't nice to see that deep baked in brown next to that smooth milky white? Style is cyclic, so sooner or later they should make a comeback. Sadly I could not find a safe for work picture for this.
2. Think Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson are hanging out in hell?
You know they are both there. Or do they keep crack whores and pedophiles separated? Is there perhaps a special celebrity wing?
3. Church People.
Some people think that if church is involved it makes anything and everything alright. While leaving church a friend of mine got a ticket. He was making a left turn where it was illegal to do so, as it is right turn only out of the church parking lot. He says "I told the cop I was leaving church, and he still gave me a ticket", he doesn't seem to understand that the church part doesn't matter to the cop, or anyone else for that matter. It doesn't matter if you go to church, your still an asshole.
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