There are certain things a person might do, or think, or take part in, that more than likely means they are a loser. This is just a small list of such.
1. Going to a strip club on a weekday morning.
2. Is an adult without children that know a lot about children's television shows.
3. Anyone that has an opinion about day time television.
4. Has bought alcohol at 6am.
5. Has ever gotten drunk immediately after waking up.
6. Adult braces.
7. Gave a shit about the James Franco Roast. Or about anyone involved with that.
8. Is a regular player of the lottery.
9. Has a digital pornography collection larger than 100 gigs.
10. Keeps a weekly blog. Oh...