A situation in 3 clips.

I have often times found myself at odds with the staff on various internet forums. It always seems to go down about the same way...

The staff's request.

My response.

There reaction.

California Heat Wave

Right now it is 109 degrees where I am at. Normally this time of year it is around 95 degrees. 95 degree is miserable, but tolerable. 109 really makes suicide tempting. Isn't suicide painless? This heat sure as hell isn't painless.

Still looking for video editing software.

Need some video editing software

I need some software to edit videos. I want to make something more than I have been making. Is there a decent free one?

I know you can get really good ones for 600$. I however, don't have the cash for that. So is there a good open source one? Can anyone give me some recommendations? Please, and thank you.

Parody Ideas.

These are some titles for parodies. Mostly porno parodies, but at least nothing them start with "This ain't the...". I think these are all original, but I haven't bothered to check.
 
Sex men: The Cuming of Bukkak-alypse 

Lick-Ass

Watchmen: In the Bushes

Jur-ass-ic World

Headpool

Anal-vengers: Age of Consent

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hookers

Pacific Rimjob