Why so Angry?

Hello Russia.

Been getting a ton of Russian hits on this page lately. So hello to my Russian friends.

I would love to hear from you. Please leave a comment. Tell me what you would like to see here.

I need a camera.

Well, as anyone that comes here knows I makes videos. With the Vista version of Windows Movie Maker. I suck at it. I suck hard. Not blaming my my tools. I blame only myself.

However, I am good at rants and snarky banter. So I need a camera. So instead of finding images, I can just record myself. Like in a car, right after seeing movie. Or covered in blood, eating a taco.

Problems is, I have no cash, and no job. So I am shit out of luck.

Captain America Civil War

Saw Captain America Civil War. And people are just hating my thoughts on the subject. 

Chris Evans- Clearly tired of doing these movies.

Robert Downey Jr.- Getting a bit old. Worth what he is getting paid.

Scarlett Johansson- Spent most of it looking like a really expensive prostitute.

Elizabeth Olsen- Also looked like a prostitute, but in a more craigslist kind of way.

Sebastian Stan- We get to put up with him for 7 more movies.

Anthony Mackie- Odd that he looks more buff in these movies than when he played a bodybuilder in Pain and Gain.

Don Cheadle- Looking old.

Jeremy Renner- Would really like to do more in these movies.

Chadwick Boseman- Sad that he will always be the second most intimidating black man in these movies. Resents Sam Jackson for that reason.

Paul Bettany- Why did they put people cloths on Vision? What was the point? He didn't even go outside in them.

Paul Rudd- Trying hard to be funny.

Emily VanCamp- Well she is on camera...

Tom Holland- Not really Spider Man, not even Spider Boy. He is Spider Fetus. I mean shit have his balls even dropped yet?

Frank Grillo- Yeah he came back, no one cares.

William Hurt- Looks the same after 8 years.

Daniel Brühl- Hey the guy from Rush. And he is somehow even more of a dick than Niki Lauda.

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